90 Day Book Report: Season 7, Episide 13

Fresh Prince & Jazzy J:Fashion Nova Barbie is prepping for her wedding day, eventhough she is not “wedding person”. Blake brought his future femmebot-to-be roses and made her a bouquet, which was the only endearing part of their wedding. Jasbot3000 was so nervous, she forgot to put the real wedding dress on over that spandex […]

Love After Lockup; Season 2, Episodes 2 & 3

Lacy & Shane (and sometimes SaJohn): Lacy sped off to see ShaJohn, because he sent her a series of troubling texts, including one that said “I’m crying like a little bitch”. Talk about romance! Shane and his friend (who looks like the 10 year challenge version of Shane) went out for dinner to discuss the […]

Love After Lockup: Season 2, Episode 1

Angela & Tony:WELCOME BACK, ANGELA AND TONY!We are reunited with the two lovebirds outside of a romantic fire pit, where Angela is fixin’ to torch all of Tony’s belongings. She even removed her pipe fitting/wedding ring from her finger in a fot of rage. While Tony was sleeping, Angela pulled some CSI moves and removed […]

90 Day Book Report: Season 7, Episode 12

Episode 12   Michael & Juliana:Julianna was pretty upset about her family back in the Amazon Prime not even bothering to call on her wedding day. They were most likely working, driving the Uber car she bought them with Michael’s credit card, and I’m sure there are strict “hands free” cell phone rules.She looked beautiful […]

90 Day Book Report; Seaon 7, Episode 10

Mike & Natalie:Big Mike and Natashkala sat down post-fight to discuss their relationship status with the production crew. When asked if she loves Mike, Natalie was quiet….she did an RCA puppy head tilt….she gave a few weird responses that didn’t make sense…. she did an exorcist move with her neck…..she pretended not to remember the […]