Benson & Stabler: The van rolled into France as the girls seemed to be on a bit of an upswing at the moment. Statler’s vacation time was coming to an end, and she needed stable internet to work remotely. They parked their haul with a beautiful mountainside view, but unfortunately unreliable wifi. Statler started getting […]
Brian & Ingrid: After last week’s throw down in the bedroom, Ingrid got to tell her side of the story. She explained to production that she didn’t want to “go all the way” with Brian without a condom (Most likely because he lied about his age, origin of his disability, and possibility that he could […]
Tigerlily & Adenoids: Back in Petra… Tigerlily started off the day by pacing around the ruins angrily as Adnanymous tried to catch up to her. She was upset that she just now realized the double standards her new husband came with and started to worry that this could possibly be a problem (Does anyone want […]
Shekinah & The Sarper Image: Since last week’s photoshoot, Shekinah has now decided she needs to have her third nose job done (….When in Turkey! Use code “DARCEYSTACEY” for 20% off). Sarper accompanied Shekinah to the doctor for her consultation, but not just as a chaperone. He decided to help the doctor design a custom […]
Tigerlily & Adenoids: It was the morning after the “Festival Adnon” and the newlyweds awoke looking tired and disheveled. Now that they were officially married, the two were heading off to the city of Petra, along with their chaperones; The Glamsquad and Brother Thaer. Before any traveling could take place, Tigerlily needed her beauty team […]
Benson & Stabler: We finally got off the shipwreck and made it back to the van, 3 weeks later. Statler apologized for her manic behavior, hoping that Dempsey could tolerate her frequent and massive anxiety attacks going forward. Dempsey privately shared that it was a real struggle dealing with Cybil, but appreciated the apology and […]
Loren & Faith:And we picked up this week with Loren further discussing his newly discovered bout of gonorrhea. (Don’t you just love it when the first sentence of the recap contains the word gonorrhea?!) He described in detail all of his drippy symptoms (While wearing a shirt with mushrooms on it, which means he’s just […]
Sean & Me……and Joanne: After breaking the news last week that the couple had been married for 2 years in secret, Joanne checked in privately with her sons to see how they were processing having a very attractive stepfather. Her youngest son Jesse asked the obvious; Where did she plan on living?? Joanne suggested that […]
Brian & Ingrid: It was the morning after last week’s catheter demonstration, and Brian shockingly announced he did not get lucky. He asked Ingrid if the whole wheelchair thing was a bit too much, clearly missing the point that HE was a bit too much in general. Ingrid politely told him that everything was still […]
Shekinah & The Sarper Image: Now that they were back in business, Sarper felt the need to make a big romantic gesture to Shekinah to prove his commitment. He opened the trunk of his car, revealing his infamous “bottle collection”, all loaded up into garbage bags for a ceremonious disposal. He presented Shekinah with safety […]
