Darcey & Stacey: Why am I on Episode 5?

Darcey and Georgi are laying in bed after a wild night that she can’t stop awkwardly talking about. Between the corny comments, and “wow you’re really real” “mmm you’re so perfect” whispers, and the camera angle focusing on his nipple, it was a cringefest. Darcey feels that this “too good to be true” Georgi character […]

Darcey & Stacey, I watched Episode 1:

Ok.. I am going to preface this recap by saying that I knew I would watch at least the first episode of this just because. It’s undeniable that love her or hate her, Darcey has been somewhat entertaining throughout her tenure on 90 Day, even without an actual fiance. From appreciation rings, to house keys, […]

Darcey & Stacey, I’ve made it to Episode 4:

Stacey went to check on Borian after he freaked out over dinner with the girlfriends. Florian’s responses are kind of the best thing ever, since he’s mostly yelling and every other word is “understand”. Her friend Reina (of “Be Strong, Bitch” from Before the 90 Days) and the other friend with the chunky highlights seemed […]

Love After Lockup, S3, EP 8

John & Kristiana:Kristiana is feeling pretty good after “conversating” with her mother. She and John are trying to have a day-date while also scooting around the rules of the halfway house. She is only supposed to be out looking for jobs, not eating Italian food with her long haired fringe-enthusiast new husband. Kristiana made sure […]

Happily Ever After, EP 13

Kalani & Asuelu: Now back in Utah, after the disastrous trip to Washington, Kalani and Asuelu are at a breaking point. Kalani and her mother are in the kitchen (miraculously neither of the kids needed a boob for 5 minutes), discussing what to do about the marriage. Kalani feels therapy is the last option, as […]

The Other Way; S2, EP 14

Jenny & Smit: The dynamic duo are discussing the beginnings of their relationship, when Jenny came to India in 2013 to meet Suemee for the first time and stayed at his parents’ house. The Jenny version states that she had stayed for a few months in which she lived on the third floor of their […]

Happily Ever After, EP 12

Angela & Michael: Since this week the wedding seems to be getting the green light, Michael took Angela to the florist to pick out flowers for the big day. Angela started to get choked up, realizing that her family won’t be there for this momentous occasion, and wishing she could’ve just toted all of the […]

The Other Way; S2, EP 13

Deavan & Jihoon: In preparation for Taeyang’s “100 day birthday party” (a Korean tradition), Deavan is going to help Jihoon’s mother with some of the cooking, while Jihoon watches Drascilla. It seemed odd that last week, Jihoon was receiving death threats from Mama Elicia, but this week he is the number one choice to babysit […]

MAFS; S11, EP 6

All of the couples seem to be questioning what life will be like once they’re out of their honeymoon fun bubble. It’s fairly obvious this is the story production cooked up for the day (since they all seemed to have had the exact same conversation, ironically).  Miles & Karen: Miles and Karen seem to finally be […]