Heather & Dylan: Heather and Dylan are still finishing up their high speed chase, as Dylan grabbed the keys from the ignition and jumped out. The crew helped him to get a ride home to regroup and meet up with his mother and aunt at a restaurant. Dylan’s family seemed extremely happy to see him, […]
Jenny & Smee: After finalizing his divorce last week, Sueme and Jenny are feeling pretty hopeful and excited about the future of their relationship. We see Someitch decorating and setting up his altar, praying that the next phase of their journey goes smoothly. Jenny is looking pretty cute with her hair in a messy bun […]
Heather & Dylan: It’s only day 2 of Dylan’s release (though it already feels like day 200, and I’m not even in this relationship), and the couple is getting in a car together, yet again.Heather was only partially satisfied about consummating her 5 year relationship, as she knew that bitch Aunt Diane turned her hearing […]
Ariela & Baby Daddy Baby: Baby Biniyam is wandering the hospital halls and parking lot looking for his runaway baby momma. He finally caught up to Ariela, who was clutching the baby to her water-filled boobs, and she was noticeably distraught. Ariela had a mini breakdown at the circumcision appointment from last week, and decided […]
John & Kristianna: John is starting his new career as a life coach/ bed and breakfast manager as he invites his brand new inlaws to live with him. His braided pigtails were accompanied by festive streamers which flowed in the breeze as he gave Kristianna’s mother and sister the “grand tour”. The house had a […]
Jenny & Stewmeat: After Smee’s brave showdown with his parents last week, Jenny is all hot and bothered. She made sure she caught the early bird special at Golden Corral India and stayed up past 6:30pm so she would have enough energy for an intimate encounter with her man. Shoemitt seemed thoroughly satisfied with the […]
Lindsey & Scott: Lindsey is strutting her stuff around the property’s perimeter to test out the viability of the ankle monitor (and make sure it’s not on the dog, while she’s out living it up at Walmart). After her perimeter check, Lindsey decided to take a relaxing bubble bath, which required a dangerous yoga pose […]
Stacey and Flo-money Flo-problems are packing up for their mini-moon getaway in Rhode Island. Florian’s honeymoon look was the definition of fashion. His thick bike chain necklace, paired with a sensible child’s fedora, and finished off with some oversized novelty glasses he borrowed from 90 Day Jess (my d*ck) was overshadowing Stacey at all times. […]
Karmando:It seems as though the couple is still recouping from last week’s bonfire of awkwardness. There is still one more person who needs to hear about the couple’s engagement; Armando’s daughter Hannah.Little Hannah couldn’t be cuter, as her “dos papas” picked her up from school with her sparkly unicorn backpack. Armando told her, en Espanol, […]
The Love After the Lockup RETURNS!!! Jessica & Maurice: Welcome back, Maurice & Jessica! Maurice finally gets the exciting news that he is eligible to move to Las Vegas and can finally get out of California. Once he is all moved into his new grey house, Jessica drops the news that she may have a […]