Courtney & Josh:Courtney is a 30 year old boingy redhead who, like many people, met her Prince Charming while at work. She used to be a correctional officer, and met Josh, the inmate of her dreams, while rifling through some of his poetry in his cell. Courtney would wear disguises to visit Josh, since the […]
Big Mike & Nataloonie toon:Meanwhile back in Squim…..The scene opens with Mike and Natalie sitting at the kitchen table with a rat crawling around eating some kind of smushed up granola bar, set to the tune of some sappy music. I have no idea how we segued from last week’s dramatic airport scene to this […]
Kalani & Asuelu:It was finally Kalani and Asuelu’s turn to go to a sex store (because one couple on each season has to go to a sex shop. It’s 90 Day protocol). They were looking to gather a few things in preparation for their romantic weekend getaway……. with Kalani’s mom and the kids. The sex […]
Big Mike, Nataloonie-toon, Trish and her bangs:The big happy family opened this week, playing in their wood pile. Mike explained the intricacies of “wood stacking” (which he claims is not “rocket scientist”), as they helped Trish unload her trailer and stack zee vood. Trish had to get in a few little jabs to Natalie, who […]
The Snowdens; Dimitri, Ashley, & Possibly Christeline:Ashley was wearing some Elton John-esque sunglasses while she helped Dimitri pick out the right outfit to wear for his big date with their prospective wife, Christeline. After much deliberation, they decided on a pastel tie-dyed look for the big proposal outfit. Dimitri met up with Christeline in the […]
This recap is dedicated to Trish’s sun bonnet, which is breathing life into this otherwise slow- going season thus far. Angela & Michael (well, sometimes):Ang is still recovering from her surgery in her L.A. hotel room wearing adorable “best friends” matching shirts with Sissy JoJo, the best friend and nurse a gal could ask for. […]
The Winders; Colton, Sophie, & Tami:Kimberly, the potential new sister wife, is still in town, trying to see if she and Colton can make some sort of connection (possibly over their favorite plaid shirts). Apparently by day, Colton is a pharm-acist, but after hours, he is a farm-er (also, his favorite food is chicken farm-igiana). […]
Angela & Michael:The episode opened with Angela being awakened from surgery by her steamy prince charming, Dr. Obeng. Sissy Jo-Jo, the brave and dutiful friend that she is, was waiting there to help Meemaw recover post-op. Jojo made sure to call Michael from the cab ride back to the hotel to let him know that […]
I’ve been watching this show since season 1, and stayed quiet. I can no longer keep my thoughts to myself, so here we go…. The Clarks: Jard & Vanessa:Jarod (who I call “Jard” in my head) is all excited that his “Kingdom” could potentially be expanding, since last week his random “friend” Emily agreed to […]
Kalani & Asuelu:The sisters Ka-lani/lini headed out to a random furniture store (because there’s always a random furniture store scene on this show) to shop for Kalani and Asuelu’s new potential house they haven’t bought yet. The sisters found a comfortable display bed and plopped down to chat casually about Kalani’s relationship issues. In the […]