This week began with Tim defending his sexuality, while wearing a glittery bracelet/necklace combo. Chantal ran to Tim’s side, trying to stick up for him when he was confronted by Cole (the Civilian pilot/ former pirate shirt enthusiast). Cole felt like he was sticking up for his latest love interest, Jennifer, whom he’d known for […]
Well this week on this spicy new piece of brainrot… Rob was at the bar when he was approached by his makeout partner-turned stalker, Elise, who acknowledged that she shouldn’t have freaked out on him, especially after 36 hours of knowing each other. She blamed her psychotic actions on her insecurities as she worked her […]
Back on “The Hunt”…. Jennifer and normie Cole were on their one on one date, where she was still maintaining that she had not kissed anyone on the retreat (With the exception of her Cinemax makeout session with Chantal and her Mario Kat Mating dance with Rob). She went 3 for 3, locking lips with […]
In the second installation of the season’s Tell All, we picked up with the Shekinah/ Amani in-fighting. Amani had revealed that Shekinah had asked if Any was trans, even though she had specifically asked her not to say anything as not to Any (or Anthony). Of course Amani had to blab to BrendAny, which caused […]
Jennifer and Corny were still having their very staged conversation by the pool, when Cole magically appeared. He apologized for “shushing” Jennifer during the whole Tim fight, as he tried desperately to worm his way back into her good graces. Later that night, all of the hopeless singles went to a workshop with the “dating […]
The Season 11 Tell All began with Shekinah arriving at the studio all alone, explaining that she and Sarper were not on the best terms. It seems the marriage had changed their dynamic in the blink of an eye (But not hers, because she had some new surgery that makes blinking look painful). Greg and […]
Shekinah & The Sarper Image: With the bed now correctly in place, Shekinah began getting herself ready for the bedside affair. Sarper, on the other hand, was beginning to have cold feet, feeling unsure if he could go through with the wedding ceremony. He had recently been having nightmares leading up to the big day, […]
Well this week on this spicy new piece of brainrot… Rob was at the bar when he was approached by his makeout partner-turned stalker, Elise, who acknowledged that she shouldn’t have freaked out on him, especially after 36 hours of knowing each other. She blamed her psychotic actions on her insecurities as she worked her […]
Stevi & Mahdi: Back to the question that never gets answered…. Stevi was now crying, instead of answering point blank if she was attracted to women or not. After dragging this out for weeks, she finally told Mahdi she only likes hairy Iranian men, and not the rest of the haram. Though he felt relieved, […]
The second episode of this masterpiece opened with a “Flirting 101” class taught by an unofficial dating coach, Tanya. She began by having a makeshift restaurant set up, using Usman to act as a flirting professional. Since he mentioned his illustrious Nigerian singing career, his date requested a personalized song. He seemed to reuse one […]
