The Winders; Colton, Sophie, & Tami:Kimberly, the potential new sister wife, is still in town, trying to see if she and Colton can make some sort of connection (possibly over their favorite plaid shirts). Apparently by day, Colton is a pharm-acist, but after hours, he is a farm-er (also, his favorite food is chicken farm-igiana). […]
Angela & Michael:The episode opened with Angela being awakened from surgery by her steamy prince charming, Dr. Obeng. Sissy Jo-Jo, the brave and dutiful friend that she is, was waiting there to help Meemaw recover post-op. Jojo made sure to call Michael from the cab ride back to the hotel to let him know that […]
I’ve been watching this show since season 1, and stayed quiet. I can no longer keep my thoughts to myself, so here we go…. The Clarks: Jard & Vanessa:Jarod (who I call “Jard” in my head) is all excited that his “Kingdom” could potentially be expanding, since last week his random “friend” Emily agreed to […]
Kalani & Asuelu:The sisters Ka-lani/lini headed out to a random furniture store (because there’s always a random furniture store scene on this show) to shop for Kalani and Asuelu’s new potential house they haven’t bought yet. The sisters found a comfortable display bed and plopped down to chat casually about Kalani’s relationship issues. In the […]
Elizabeth & Undrrrei:Here we go again… Elizabeth is trying to force Undrrrrei to give peace a chance as they are about to meet up with Baby Chuck for the big apology lunch. Of course neither the American Meathead nor the Moldovan meat-floating-in-jello-head want to admit they were wrong. Undrrrei was assembling a playhouse for little […]
Anglea & Michael:Angela has arrived in L.A. and is preparing for her pre op appointments for her upcoming weight loss surgery. Once in her hotel room, she calls Michael via video chat, who is still pretty much opposed to her MeeMaw Makeover. Though she understands his concerns, Anglea still only listens to her inner “out […]
The first episode of Happily Ever After was pretty much Groundhog’s Day; We had to relive all of the storylines and had a crash course on all of the couples’ entire relationships. There were Ukranian death stares, slut people, dirty talkin’ Meemaws, and a prince of Moldova. I now present to you the Happily Ever […]
The second half of the Tell All started out with a meeting of the minds, as we listened to the other cast members weigh in on the Andrew and Amira saga. Apparently Amira refused to appear on camera if she had to see Andrew, while Andrew refused to do the Tell All if he wasn’t […]
Well, if you ask me, there was only one Tell All and that was Stephanie’s Sofa Saga.But if I’m supposed to recap the other one, then here goes… Mike and Natalie showed up separately and there was obviously trouble in Squim paradise. Andrew waddled in right after his audition for the new Game of Thrones, […]
Jovi & Yara:Back on our Vegas Vacation, Yara is having a little glam time with her hair/makeup lady, who did a great job (except for the fact that she teased the front of Yara’s hair with a slight “Something About Mary” effect.) Other than questioning “Is that hair gel?” Yara looked beautiful in her long […]