Queen Kimbally & International SupaBoyfriend Sojaboy (ISS): It was the morning after the yam session, and newly anointed Qween Kimbally was all a-glow in her royal chambers. She enlightened us with a lesson on “African Sex” education (with the distinction being that you apparently don’t grease the pan before putting the yam in the oven….just […]
Kimbally & International Supastar Sojaboy (ISS): It was the morning after the seduction-gone-wrong incident in the notorious pink nighty, and Kimbally and Usman were trying to decide how to navigate the awkwardness. They decided to take a walk along the murky shoreline of Tanzania, hand in hand, so they could talk things out. Kimbally explained […]
Though there was no new episode on this week, I decided to take matters into my own hands and write one. Here’s what might have happened.. Gino & Jasmine: Gino sat on the bed in the bungalow trying to process, very slowly, what just hit him (and very glad he got a wholesale deal on […]
Gino & Jasmine: Back in Panama, we rejoined Jasno amidst their tense conversation in their tropical wasteland.Jasmine’s temperature was about to reach the boiling point, as she just discovered that Gino had sent topless photos of her to his ex-girlfriend, for some bizarre reason. Though you may be asking yourself “Why would anyone do that?!” […]
Kimballllly & ISS (International Supastar Sojaboy):Meanwhile, back in the honeymoon suite…Usman decided to make Kimbally’s wildest dreams come true by spending the night in her room. It appears that the pillow barricade didn’t last the whole night (Hamza-style), as Kimbally awoke face to face with her Superstar. Though the yammy-yam did not make a guest […]
Kimbally & ISS (International Supastar Sojaboy): Now that the big music video shoot is behind them, Kimbally and Usman finally have time to be alone together. As they headed in the cab to see the sights of Tanzania, Kimbally got a bit flirtatious with her Nigerian Idol, making it clear that she was ready to […]
Memphis & Hazmat: Back in Tunisia…. Memphis and Hamza were out and about, having a nice time around town when she announced she was “sliding into third”. She let Hazmat know she had to “poop”, while the camera crew diligently filmed the bathroom door, making sure to enhance any sound effects. While Memphis was taking care […]
Memphis & Hazmat: This week showed the aftermath of the Haram from last week, with a frazzled Mother Hazmat pacing in her kitchen. Hamza did his best to asure Memphis that his mom is on board with pre marital sexy time, but Memphis is still nervous that she has made a bad first impression, begging […]
Ella & Johnny: Ella came back this week, ready to show us just how serious she is about her relationship. As a devout self proclaimed Wiccan of one year, she invited her coven over (which go by the name “The Sacred Journey”, not to be confused with regular “Journey”, though they do all appear to […]
Ella & Johnny: This week we got to meet our newest friend, Ella, from the great state of Idaho (the home of Napoleon Dynamite). Ella is a self proclaimed huge nerd with a passion for all things fantasy. She lives in a purple house, where she enjoys collecting dragon figurines and stabbing mannequins in her […]