Jenny & Stewmeat: Back at the honeymoon suite, the couple were discussing the details of their romantic night together (It the headboard’s a-rockin’, don’t come a-knockin’! No, like literally. You will never be able to get that image out of your head). After they were done giggling like school girls about their sexy-time, they tried […]
Libby & Undrrrrrei: Libby warmed up her nasal vocal cords with her voice coach as she prepared for her newest endeavor of singing children’s songs, all while wearing a matronly blouse. They started their session with the classic standard “Mary had a little lamb” (which could have been foreshadowing for Kim & Usman’s trip to […]
Big Ed & Regular Sized Liz:Ed returned from his seedy late night park chat with his friend Rich, to see Liz waiting up nervously. She worried that Ed would be influenced at the meeting and end their ridiculous relationship for the 9th time. Much to her surprise, Ed solidified his decision to stay together, letting […]
Libby & Unnnndrei: The Moldy real estate mogul was wearing a rather metrosexual velvet floral shirt as he vacuumed in preparation for the couples’ house warming party. They made sure to have the affair catered with the finest of charcuterie platters, consisting of a smorgasbord of cold cuts from the Moldovan region. Undrrrrei only invited […]
I’m going to start out by saying that I’m not sure how I feel about this season’s lineup. The term “Been there, done that” immediately comes to mind, though I’m trying to be a good sport and give it a fair chance. I am only so mach excited to see Mother Sumit, who happens to […]
Part two of the Tell All showdown picked up with Spahkles and Brother John battling it out on the stage. Patrick stood up for his brother, trying to defend his beer drinking/video gaming lifestyle, while Thighs was open with the fact that John is a butt-insky. The rest of the cast seemed to back Thighs, […]
This season’s long awaited Tell All ping-ponged all over the place. The entire cast of characters, all with their own heaping piles of drama and faults, sure became experts when it came to advice for each other. I felt like this “Tell All” did not disappoint, and look forward to the second half next week. […]
Emily & Kobe: Emily was mouth breathing around in her “Bride” robe, thinking over what a jerk she had been to Kobe the previous night at their rehearsal dinner (let alone all of the time). She decided to give him a call before the wedding to try and smooth things over, in hopes that he […]
B-Lull & Shy-duh: Back at the “Oasis of Sophistication”…It’s business as usual, with Shy-duh aggressively scrubbing her Home Goods chachkas like she scrubs her lady parts, all while wearing gloves. Bilal was spending some quality time learning TikTok dances with his daughter (which will undoubtedly lower her following in no time). He checked in to […]
Kara & G-money: It was finally the wedding day, and the couple parted ways to get wedding-ready. Kara’s hair stylist worked overtime giving her a wet set of pin curls, making sure the higher the hair- the closer to God (and those two were practically high-fiving). Guillermo beamed adorably with pride in his suit, feeling […]