This week Tiffany was on a date with Jay (the guy who asked her out to get more screen time). The date seemed like more of an interview than a naturally flowing conversation, with Jay immediately moving in for an unprevoked makeout session so he can win first place male suitor. Tiffany resisted his advances, […]
Cole seems to have found himself in a pickle (Which is usually only a problem Jennifer has…). He apparently made up rumors that Elise and Rob were sleeping together, then when confronted, blamed Tiffany. Jennifer was turned off by Cole’s caddy display, so she strutted over to where Rob and Elise were relaxing by the […]
Darcey arrived in Bulgaria with her 9 suitcases full of the HouseOfEleven’s new conservative family-friendly line. Before it was time to dress to impress, the couple went to The Bulgarian Bed N Breakfast for a romantic honeymoon experience. Darcey decided to test out the acoustics of the room to ensure the yucky desk clerk wouldn’t […]
Brandon and Julia joined the roster this week, discussing married life post-therapy. Julia agreed to give the whole baby thing a try, as long as Brandon let her parents come and visit with the intention of moving to the U.S. The confusing part is that Julia’s parents are divorced, but would be coming to stay […]
Back at ladies’ night…. Jennifer and Elise were fighting about Jen’s treatment of Civilian Cole. Tiffany walked off, as a drunken Jen defended her sexual escapades to civilians Mei and Nikki (The “bi sexual” girl who Sojaboy thought wanted it in the back door). Back at the boys’ night, two of Tiffany’s suitors were squaring […]
Tigerlily and Adnan arrived at their luxury cabin where he was impressed by all of the many logs. Although the cabin wasn’t finished and there were boxes all over, Adnan seemed happy to eventually call it home. He especially enjoyed the impressive $20,000 toilet, which does just about everything except your taxes. After the house […]
Picking up from last week’s cliffhanger, Coltee was taken out of Courni’s room via ambulance. Apparently he had gone over to her villa for a breakfast date, but wound up sliding to his doom, re-injuring his previously broken leg. Courni jumped in the ambulance to be with him, as Jennifer tagged along to play translator. […]
Back on Gino’s awkward pretend date… It seemed that Gino’s new ladyfriend Natatlie was getting along well with the mad hatter. Since she felt so comfortable with him, she asked about he and Jasmine’s last time being “intimate”, and was shocked to hear it had been an exceptionally long time. She noted her immediate attraction […]
Back at group therapy/singles counseling… It was everyone vs. Jennifer as they each took their turns weighing in on the she-wolf’s man rampage throughout the singles retreat. Coltee got especially vocal, voicing his concern for Cole, who he felt was being played (Which was pretty ironic, being that Coltee has cheated on every girlfriend he’s […]
Well it’s time for everyone’s least favorite spinoff; Happily Ever After. The series where a bunch of recycled couples no one asked to see come back to haunt us like a bad dream. The first and most notable example of this were Elizabeth and Undrrrrei, who are currently still in Tampa with their two kids, […]
