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Gee-Know & Jasmania:After lip-gloss-gate from last week, production felt the need to intervene. A female member of the production team went to Gino’s car to check in on what was happening (and $20 say…
17
Nov
Nov
Rob the Knob & Dollar Tree Dynaerys Targaraen:Back in Inglewood…Rob the Knob was kicking himself for having shown other women his “knob”, which caused Sophie to run off and find herself an AirBnb with…
07
Nov
Nov
Shekinah & SarperImage:After the “Instagram post heard ‘round the world”, Sarper took the next big step; Introducing Shekinah to his family. He met up with his cousins on a sheep farm to celebrate a h…
07
Nov
Nov
Back at the bathroom-less bachelor pad..
The fiances finally sat down to discuss the long overdue pre-marriage topic of whether or not they wanted to reproduce. Rob felt his life would be without purpose if he didn’t create little Robs and Robertas to add to his estate, while Sophie tried to explain her pregnancy fears and medical woes. She agreed to be open to the idea of possessing a child, if she didn’t have to carry one herself, proposing the idea of surrogacy (Which doesn’t even require indoor plumbing). Rob seemed agreeable to the idea of letting someone else tote his seed, probably figuring he would get to plant it there.
Sophie took a break to video chat with her mu
06
Nov
Nov
TJ & Kween Kimbally 2:Back in Jaipur, where the wild cows roam…As the wedding festivities came to an end at 4:30AM, it was time for Father and Stepmother Kimbally to head home. They had a tearful good…
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Oct
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Gino & Jasmine:Jasmine was assessing the fallout from the Butt Implant revelation. She and a pajama-clad Coco called her sister back in Panama to discuss the big move thus far. Jasmine let her sister…
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Oct
Oct
Ashley The Witch & ManuelAshley applied her makeup as Manuel slept in, with little Rico Suave unknowingly on the corner of the bed. She explained that their first night together involved a lot of figh…
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Oct
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Ashley & ManuelAshley’s panic attack from last week carried over as she safely managed to make it onto airport property without committing vehicular manslaughter. She finished her bout of excessive dr…
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Oct
Oct
First on this newest season of the train wreck…
Ashley is a 32 year old self proclaimed witch from Rochester, NY (“Hocus Pocus” really had a big impact in her life). Her past times include reading tarot cards, playing with tuning bowls, and watching “The Craft”. When she’s not lighting incense from Spencer’s Gifts, she’s busy day-dreaming about her man-crush and future husband, Manuel.
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Oct
Oct
TJ & Kween Kimbally #2:After weeks of enduring endless fights, high pitch screeching, and intolerable countertop lips, it was finally time for My Big Fat Indian Wedding! The Family TJ were busy prepar…