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It’s that time again, when all of the 90 Day singles are wrangled up to provide endless entertainment as they desperately search for a second chance at love.
This season, Chantel joined the ranks with her new title of “single”, as she is just 6 months post- divorce from Pedro, who turned out to be a “User-Moohamit” after all.
She decided to take a trip to Greece with her 3 person entourage (Her best friend, her hairstylist-turned-confidant, and her flamboyant “twerk instructor”) in hopes of finding her own Greek God to help her forget Pedro-lopolis. The group all wore matching “Divorce Support Crew” t-shirts as they drove around town, discussing the plan to help Chantel “get her groove back” while manhandling phallic vegetables in the backseat.
They arrived at their hotel and quickly discussed the mission for the first night abroad. Chantel’s personal challenge was to get at least 5 phone numbers of potential male suitors by the end of the night, all while staying duct taped into her scantily clad outfit.
The crew attracted some attention when they went to the first bar, where Chantel approached her first prospect; A sleepy-eyed man named “Adonis”. Chantel worked on her conversation skills and easily managed to get Adonis’s number (One down). Her entourage then spotted an attractive waiter, recruiting him for the cause. Though he turned out to be only a mere 20 years old, a mission-driven Chantel felt compelled to chat him up. She even accepted his offer to take her for a spin on his motorcycle, relying on the duct tape to keep herself (and her outfit) together. Once they made it back safely she upped the