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Before the 90 Days of Our Lives, Episode 11

Prince Joffrey & Varya:After their camping experience with Igor, the couple went to a “banya” (No, not the comedian who loves Ovaltine) a rustic looking Russian bathhouse. They put on tulip-shaped felt hats and layed down naked in the sauna while beating each other with bundles of tree branches…it was kind of like a “50 […]

Classic 80’s Movie Scenario

He’s a wild child that runs with the “in” crowd. Prom king, life of the party, and all of “cool” girls love him. He scored the winning touchdown for our football team’s big game, and everyone chanted “Shafqat! Shafqat! Shafqat!” as they carried him off on their shoulders….. I’m just a girl with glasses who […]