Joffrey & Varya:Prince Joffrey starts off this episode driving to the airport with his teenage sons, discussing his hopes and excitement for his meeting with Varya. He makes the comment that he is putting all of his eggs in one basket (Angela’s ears might have perked up at the mention of a basket full of […]
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My recap of last week’s MAFS episode. Mindy & Zach: M&Z took the pups on a walk to some scenic stream to add ambiance while answering their dumb expert questions. Mindy, sporting a tank top and pigtail buns, tells Zach she feels loved by random thoughtful acts, like bringing her cheese sticks (which don’t seem […]
Dear M. Jones M Jones, Although I do enjoy your wedgie at the beach, I think I need to explain a few things to you. First of all, I am not an Amazon reviewer. I don’t research products and test them out to give advice to the average shopper. I am a REALITY RECAPPER, which […]
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If you could get me those TPS Reports by today that would be greeeeeat, thanks.
It’ll never work. I’m asthmatic.
Lace-face is still angry from Shane’s revelation at the skating rink that he cheated on her before their wedding, while in a drunken stupor. So she did the only logical thing and called Sha-John to visit him while Shane was at work, aka standing somewhere in a hard hat. Sha-John’s work happens to be fixing […]
Megan Ma-queen/Sarah/Ghetto Accent Sarah/Michael/New Female Maria…..anyone else?? Anyone?? ….Bueller??: Sarah unleashed the accent in full effect all over Michael. There was clapping, dropping it low, wild hand gestures, head movements…..it was a virtual ghetto zumba class. Bust out that flat tummy app, Sarah, because that conversation counted as cardio!!Wow. As far as the content of […]
Nothing fancy. So simple, in such different ways. One has a simple hat, and hypnotizes his friends always with his swirly shirt, because it’s simple.The other has simple glasses, a toy cell phone, and likes nature. If you had to be stuck on a desert island with one of them, which one would you pick? […]
I thought, “Eh, he looks pretty boring. He only wears grey shirts, his car is pretty small, I can’t pronounce any of his names…..” But then I saw him majestically feeding a pigeon, and how could I resist?! Azz, you’re the coolest.