Yara and Jovi: Yara, Jovi and company landed in L.A. and were ready to trek across the desert to Las Vegas for the infamous Yovi wedding. Yara was aloof as she stared out the window, staying quiet as she dealt with Jovi’s spread eagle position in the back seat of the car. The crew made […]
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Stephanie & Ry- I mean, Cousin Harris:Stephanie wakes up on yet another day in cabana paradise, heading downstairs to see Cousin Harris. She profusely thanked him for his service, which included staying over to “comfort” her amidst all of the drama with her former fiance as of 48 hours ago; Daddy Ryan. She sat down […]
Quaylon & Shovel:Shovel has yet another neon dayglow outfit on (like Lisa Frank from Wish .com) as she complained about Quaylon’s unemployment in the work sector as well as the bedroom sector. Nevertheless, she is determined to press on with her wedding dreams. She met up with her friend at the bridal salon to try […]
Briana and (don’t spill the champagne) Vinny are rehashing their fight from last week’s episode which sent Vinny spiraling. They agreed to try and talk through things in a more mature manner and not to run off when things get tough. Vinny met up with his friend with the dimple and glasses to talk about […]
Big Mike & Natalie:Meanwhile, back in Squim…It looks like last week’s truce was held over in honor of Uncle Beau’s birthday (a potentially new national holiday). Natalie and Mike were decorating the ole’ Squim-shack to celebrate the occasion. Tamara, the “neighbor” came all the way up from the bottom of the hill for party time, […]
Lacy & Papa Chain:Chon is feeling introspective and sits down to draft a “Dear Lacey” letter on his stationary that reads “From the desk of Chon”. He headed over to Lacey’s place to hand deliver the extra special letter to her mailbox. Feeling emotional and unable to cope, he started to fall back into old […]
Jake & Haley: The couples are all heading back from Vegas to start the next phase; moving in together. Jake and Haley stole the drama spotlight for a minute, as they chose to sit apart on the flight home as a result of the fight the night before. Jake felt that Haley had lied to him […]
Stephanie & No more Ryan & Cousin Harris:Stephanie woke up without her 27 year old fiancé, claiming that she and Ryan were finally “Done” (a favorite phrase amongst the 90 Day franchise). She stabbed and ruined the “I love you” balloon and roses that Ryan had brought to the airport to finalize her decision and […]
John & Kristianna:Iowa’s most eligible man is french braided and back at the correctional facility to pick up his favorite inmate, round 2. Kristianna was so glad to be free once again, and admits that she indulged a little too much on the hot Cheetos from the commissary, as she has gained about 30 pounds. […]
Ryan and Clara are sitting down to yet another room service breakfast, discussing their high school years and other embarrassing tales. Clara brought up her past relationships and the fact that she falls in love super easily, while Ryan spilled the beans that he’s never said the “L” word to anyone.The couples took a break […]