Clara & Ryan: Back at the hotel, it’s a wonder that Ryan was still awake after Clara clearly wore him out during the wedding reception. He seems to be a great sport with the patience of a saint. Clara continued talking a million miles an hour about everything and anything, spinning in circles, looking for […]
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I have watched Married at First Sight since the beginning. From Jamie’s breakdown on season one, to Ryan and Jessica and their restraining orders, to the Duhons and Heather leaving because she hated smoking. I’ve seen every episode of every season ever. After season 10 with Brandon and Taylor, I almost quit. It was seriously […]
I received a call from a bride, Danielle, who was only a month and a half out from her wedding date. Though she was a little late in the game, I reviewed her date in my book and luckily had the availability, so we picked a day for her pre wedding hair trial. Danielle was […]
Brandon & Julia:Brandon met up with his parents, Ron and Betty, at what I’m guessing (judging by the themed cartoon jalapeno pepper décor) was a Mexican restaurant where Ron ordered an authentic meal- wings. Betty and Ron waited and were looking forward to a nice family dinner of Mexican buffalo wild wings, but instead, Brandon […]
Fourteen years and a whole other life ago, I had one pug, Ramona, who I rescued with an ex boyfriend. She was the best most feisty girl and I loved her so much. She and I were in Florida visiting family when I received a call from a good friend of mine who had two […]
Destinie & Shawn: Destinie is stressed out over her looming court date which happens to be in the morning. She confesses to her sister, Brittany that she doesn’t know if she is going to be able to show up and face the music. They decide to make it a religious moment and invoke Jesus for […]
Stephanie & Ryan:It appears that the Belizean government answered Stephanie’s prayers, as they decided to open the borders just so she could swoop into town and descend on Daddy Ryan. Stephanie took her time packing her bags for the big trip, making sure to bring Ryan a variety of gifts, including but not limited to […]
Brandon & Julia: It appears that this week Betty and Ron had to spend a night away and their regular babysitter was busy, so they ended up leaving the kids on their own. Brandon and Julia were sitting on the porch, smirking and waving as they watched the parental units drive away. Once the coast […]
Big Mike & Natalie: Meanwhile, back in Squim…. Natalie is playing the role of the good little housewife, trying to earn back that ring and make the “wife” part happen. She awkwardly told Mike to stay out of the kitchen, as she planned to make him a delicious dinner of fruit salad and croissants (guess […]
Brandon & Julia Gulia: It’s 4am on the family farm and Brandon is suiting up for an action packed day of bug smushing. He doesn’t have the heart to wake Julia to say goodbye, so he sneaks out to his car to the tune of the rooster crowing. Julia wakes up, sadly looking out her […]