Stacey and Florian were in their hotel room discussing the dinner with Georgi and his friends.Though they hadn’t learned many new things about Georgi like they had hoped, they both agree that Darcey will need to do some more digging if she wants to move forward with the wedding. Since intel into Georgi’s past has […]
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Big Mike, a Hooker & her incontinent friend:Natalie entered the Squim residence one final time to retrieve her belongings so she could head off to her new life with Juliana. Mike was looking as down in the dumps as ever, as he sat at the kitchen table watching Natalie give Lucky the rat a much […]
Nicolle & Daonte:Nicolle helped Daonte prepare dinner for the big meeting of Mama Daonte. She offered to make a salad, which was the most thoughtful thing she’s done this season. Chef BoyarDee-aonte was busy in the kitchen, so Nicolle snuck out to call her ex/current girlfriend Tia. While on the phone in Daonte’s room, she […]
Anglea & Michael: Michael is at the doctor’s office, ready to produce his specimen to carry on the Michael legacy. Angela and her frizzy high ponytail came along via satellite as his “inspiration”. Angela of course could not remain mature throughout Michael’s meeting with the doctor, laughing hysterically like a middle schooler every time the doctor […]
Lisa & Stan:A short haired Lisa spent the evening at a hotel, reflecting on her big fight with Stanley from the night before. Stanley was at home, as his friend came over to discuss the Lisa situation. Stanley’s friend was #teamlisa in this fight, and even Stan the man seemed to be remorseful. Lisa was feeling […]
Big Mike & A debatable Hooker: In Seattle, Natalie is hanging out with her favorite head-band enthusiast, Julianna, as they sat down to discuss her relationship. Natalie explained last week’s fight about how she decided to ditch Mike as her plus one surgery date (which was just the previous week’s fight’s leftovers). Juliana of course […]
Rachel & Doug: The couple woke up together in their marital bed, looking forward to Doug’s big reunion with Douggie Jr. Doug Sr had conceived his namesake at the age of 15, and was shortly thereafter incarcerated for most of his son’s life. Though Douggie Jr had previously threatened to punch his dear old dad […]
Angela & Michael:Meemaw herded her grids inside so she could have a virtual conference with both her personal psychic, Tracey, and Michael. Psychic Tracey stopped by Party City to really get in character for her role, as she shuffled her deck of cards to perform Michael’s reading. She stopped on the “angel” card, interpreting it […]
Daonte & Nicolle:My scalp burned, as Nicolle and her mother fried her hair back to it’s former Barbie blonde (okay, neon yellow with hot roots). As her mother applied the bleach, the two caught up on their love lives, which included Nicolle’s mom marrying her female best friend. She questioned her daughter about the relationship […]
Big Mike & Some Hooker:It’s the morning of Natalie’s big nose job (excuse me, polyp removal surgery), but there’s no way a little surgery could ever get in the way of a good argument. Apparently Natalie and Mike stayed the night before the procedure at a hotel in Seattle, where they fought over “Hookergate” for […]