Lisa & Stan:A short haired Lisa spent the evening at a hotel, reflecting on her big fight with Stanley from the night before. Stanley was at home, as his friend came over to discuss the Lisa situation. Stanley’s friend was #teamlisa in this fight, and even Stan the man seemed to be remorseful. Lisa was feeling […]
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Big Mike & A debatable Hooker: In Seattle, Natalie is hanging out with her favorite head-band enthusiast, Julianna, as they sat down to discuss her relationship. Natalie explained last week’s fight about how she decided to ditch Mike as her plus one surgery date (which was just the previous week’s fight’s leftovers). Juliana of course […]
Rachel & Doug: The couple woke up together in their marital bed, looking forward to Doug’s big reunion with Douggie Jr. Doug Sr had conceived his namesake at the age of 15, and was shortly thereafter incarcerated for most of his son’s life. Though Douggie Jr had previously threatened to punch his dear old dad […]
Angela & Michael:Meemaw herded her grids inside so she could have a virtual conference with both her personal psychic, Tracey, and Michael. Psychic Tracey stopped by Party City to really get in character for her role, as she shuffled her deck of cards to perform Michael’s reading. She stopped on the “angel” card, interpreting it […]
Daonte & Nicolle:My scalp burned, as Nicolle and her mother fried her hair back to it’s former Barbie blonde (okay, neon yellow with hot roots). As her mother applied the bleach, the two caught up on their love lives, which included Nicolle’s mom marrying her female best friend. She questioned her daughter about the relationship […]
Big Mike & Some Hooker:It’s the morning of Natalie’s big nose job (excuse me, polyp removal surgery), but there’s no way a little surgery could ever get in the way of a good argument. Apparently Natalie and Mike stayed the night before the procedure at a hotel in Seattle, where they fought over “Hookergate” for […]
Courtney & Josh: Courtney and Josh lay in bed discussing the awesomeness of their first romantic encounter. Josh describes his new wife as a “nerd in the streets, and freak in the…..bed” (though I’m sure that was supposed to be another word that rhymed…didn’t Courtney say he wrote poetry??). The couple hit the kitchen to […]
Every week there seems to be a running theme between multiple storylines. This week’s theme was “Surprise surgeries” Tiffany & Ronald Ma’Boy:The South Africa trip/ making of a Lifetime movie has just begun, and already Tiffany is unhappy. It seems as though Ronald had spent all of his allowance on the blue bunker, instead of […]
Daonte & Nicolle:Daonte is pumped and ready for the release of Big Nicolle (not to be confused with Little Nicolle, who is going to need a few extra Cascade Pods to remove tough grease and caked on substances from all of her releases……. Ok now I’m grossing myself out). He headed out towards the prison, […]
Courtney & Josh:Courtney is a 30 year old boingy redhead who, like many people, met her Prince Charming while at work. She used to be a correctional officer, and met Josh, the inmate of her dreams, while rifling through some of his poetry in his cell. Courtney would wear disguises to visit Josh, since the […]