Kimballllly & ISS (International Supastar Sojaboy):Meanwhile, back in the honeymoon suite…Usman decided to make Kimbally’s wildest dreams come true by spending the night in her room. It appears that the pillow barricade didn’t last the whole night (Hamza-style), as Kimbally awoke face to face with her Superstar. Though the yammy-yam did not make a guest […]
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Kimbally & ISS (International Supastar Sojaboy): Now that the big music video shoot is behind them, Kimbally and Usman finally have time to be alone together. As they headed in the cab to see the sights of Tanzania, Kimbally got a bit flirtatious with her Nigerian Idol, making it clear that she was ready to […]
Memphis & Hazmat: Back in Tunisia…. Memphis and Hamza were out and about, having a nice time around town when she announced she was “sliding into third”. She let Hazmat know she had to “poop”, while the camera crew diligently filmed the bathroom door, making sure to enhance any sound effects. While Memphis was taking care […]
Memphis & Hazmat: This week showed the aftermath of the Haram from last week, with a frazzled Mother Hazmat pacing in her kitchen. Hamza did his best to asure Memphis that his mom is on board with pre marital sexy time, but Memphis is still nervous that she has made a bad first impression, begging […]
Ella & Johnny: Ella came back this week, ready to show us just how serious she is about her relationship. As a devout self proclaimed Wiccan of one year, she invited her coven over (which go by the name “The Sacred Journey”, not to be confused with regular “Journey”, though they do all appear to […]
Ella & Johnny: This week we got to meet our newest friend, Ella, from the great state of Idaho (the home of Napoleon Dynamite). Ella is a self proclaimed huge nerd with a passion for all things fantasy. She lives in a purple house, where she enjoys collecting dragon figurines and stabbing mannequins in her […]
Gino & Jasmine: While Gino was giggling away the 5+ hour flight from Michigan to Panama, we finally got to meet Jasmine. She is a 34 year old baby Larissa, but also an English literature teacher and mom of two boys. Jasmine explained how difficult the Panamanian dating scene has been, and was overjoyed meeting […]
Caleb & Alina Caleb & Alina: Caleb is a physically fit man from Arizona with all of the makings to be a centerfold in “Douchebag Monthly”. He’s into aligning his chakras as well as outer body alien experiences (just like Big Mike, except maybe he won’t marry one). He took some time away from playing […]
As if making it through this entire season of “The Other Way” wasn’t grueling enough, it was time for the “Tell All”. The cast trickled into the studio in New York (and no one even bothered to call and let me know they were in town). Victor was rocking that “Just got back from my […]
I will preface this finale recap by saying that this has been one of the longest, most boring seasons in all of 90 Day history. Ellie and Victor were so boring they didn’t even make it on the finale, and Bini & Ari had a 5 minute anticlimactic segment. All of the weddings included animals […]