Memphis & Hazmat: This week showed the aftermath of the Haram from last week, with a frazzled Mother Hazmat pacing in her kitchen. Hamza did his best to asure Memphis that his mom is on board with pre marital sexy time, but Memphis is still nervous that she has made a bad first impression, begging […]
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Ella & Johnny: Ella came back this week, ready to show us just how serious she is about her relationship. As a devout self proclaimed Wiccan of one year, she invited her coven over (which go by the name “The Sacred Journey”, not to be confused with regular “Journey”, though they do all appear to […]
Ella & Johnny: This week we got to meet our newest friend, Ella, from the great state of Idaho (the home of Napoleon Dynamite). Ella is a self proclaimed huge nerd with a passion for all things fantasy. She lives in a purple house, where she enjoys collecting dragon figurines and stabbing mannequins in her […]
Gino & Jasmine: While Gino was giggling away the 5+ hour flight from Michigan to Panama, we finally got to meet Jasmine. She is a 34 year old baby Larissa, but also an English literature teacher and mom of two boys. Jasmine explained how difficult the Panamanian dating scene has been, and was overjoyed meeting […]
Caleb & Alina Caleb & Alina: Caleb is a physically fit man from Arizona with all of the makings to be a centerfold in “Douchebag Monthly”. He’s into aligning his chakras as well as outer body alien experiences (just like Big Mike, except maybe he won’t marry one). He took some time away from playing […]
As if making it through this entire season of “The Other Way” wasn’t grueling enough, it was time for the “Tell All”. The cast trickled into the studio in New York (and no one even bothered to call and let me know they were in town). Victor was rocking that “Just got back from my […]
I will preface this finale recap by saying that this has been one of the longest, most boring seasons in all of 90 Day history. Ellie and Victor were so boring they didn’t even make it on the finale, and Bini & Ari had a 5 minute anticlimactic segment. All of the weddings included animals […]
SteVen & Alina: Alina is determined to get all of the paperwork in order for the big Stalina wedding so the couple won’t have to go home to their respective countries, where Steven will most likely skiddlypoop other girls. They headed over to the marriage registrar in Turkey to skiddlypoop up both of their lives. […]
Jenny & Slumflea: After receiving the Parents Sunchips’ official statement of indifference last week, Jenny was excited to head to the family astrologer to figure out the couples’ long awaited wedding date. The astrologer consulted “the stars”, who gave the green light to get married in approximately 9 days (Pretty sure he just shook his […]
Jenny & Stringcheese: Since the parental visit has been somewhat of a disaster, Scrapheap decided to call for backup by way of the family’s personal astrologer. They all sat down together to read their collective charts and try to get Mother Swapmeet to take things down a notch. The astrologer wasted no time letting Mother Smee […]