Picking up from last week’s cliffhanger, Coltee was taken out of Courni’s room via ambulance. Apparently he had gone over to her villa for a breakfast date, but wound up sliding to his doom, re-injuring his previously broken leg. Courni jumped in the ambulance to be with him, as Jennifer tagged along to play translator. […]
Back on Gino’s awkward pretend date… It seemed that Gino’s new ladyfriend Natatlie was getting along well with the mad hatter. Since she felt so comfortable with him, she asked about he and Jasmine’s last time being “intimate”, and was shocked to hear it had been an exceptionally long time. She noted her immediate attraction […]
Back at group therapy/singles counseling… It was everyone vs. Jennifer as they each took their turns weighing in on the she-wolf’s man rampage throughout the singles retreat. Coltee got especially vocal, voicing his concern for Cole, who he felt was being played (Which was pretty ironic, being that Coltee has cheated on every girlfriend he’s […]
Well it’s time for everyone’s least favorite spinoff; Happily Ever After. The series where a bunch of recycled couples no one asked to see come back to haunt us like a bad dream. The first and most notable example of this were Elizabeth and Undrrrrei, who are currently still in Tampa with their two kids, […]
This week began with Tim defending his sexuality, while wearing a glittery bracelet/necklace combo. Chantal ran to Tim’s side, trying to stick up for him when he was confronted by Cole (the Civilian pilot/ former pirate shirt enthusiast). Cole felt like he was sticking up for his latest love interest, Jennifer, whom he’d known for […]
Well this week on this spicy new piece of brainrot… Rob was at the bar when he was approached by his makeout partner-turned stalker, Elise, who acknowledged that she shouldn’t have freaked out on him, especially after 36 hours of knowing each other. She blamed her psychotic actions on her insecurities as she worked her […]
Back on “The Hunt”…. Jennifer and normie Cole were on their one on one date, where she was still maintaining that she had not kissed anyone on the retreat (With the exception of her Cinemax makeout session with Chantal and her Mario Kat Mating dance with Rob). She went 3 for 3, locking lips with […]
In the second installation of the season’s Tell All, we picked up with the Shekinah/ Amani in-fighting. Amani had revealed that Shekinah had asked if Any was trans, even though she had specifically asked her not to say anything as not to Any (or Anthony). Of course Amani had to blab to BrendAny, which caused […]
Jennifer and Corny were still having their very staged conversation by the pool, when Cole magically appeared. He apologized for “shushing” Jennifer during the whole Tim fight, as he tried desperately to worm his way back into her good graces. Later that night, all of the hopeless singles went to a workshop with the “dating […]
The Season 11 Tell All began with Shekinah arriving at the studio all alone, explaining that she and Sarper were not on the best terms. It seems the marriage had changed their dynamic in the blink of an eye (But not hers, because she had some new surgery that makes blinking look painful). Greg and […]
