Benson & Stabler: We finally got off the shipwreck and made it back to the van, 3 weeks later. Statler apologized for her manic behavior, hoping that Dempsey could tolerate her frequent and massive anxiety attacks going forward. Dempsey privately shared that it was a real struggle dealing with Cybil, but appreciated the apology and […]
Loren & Faith:And we picked up this week with Loren further discussing his newly discovered bout of gonorrhea. (Don’t you just love it when the first sentence of the recap contains the word gonorrhea?!) He described in detail all of his drippy symptoms (While wearing a shirt with mushrooms on it, which means he’s just […]
Sean & Me……and Joanne: After breaking the news last week that the couple had been married for 2 years in secret, Joanne checked in privately with her sons to see how they were processing having a very attractive stepfather. Her youngest son Jesse asked the obvious; Where did she plan on living?? Joanne suggested that […]
Brian & Ingrid: It was the morning after last week’s catheter demonstration, and Brian shockingly announced he did not get lucky. He asked Ingrid if the whole wheelchair thing was a bit too much, clearly missing the point that HE was a bit too much in general. Ingrid politely told him that everything was still […]
Shekinah & The Sarper Image: Now that they were back in business, Sarper felt the need to make a big romantic gesture to Shekinah to prove his commitment. He opened the trunk of his car, revealing his infamous “bottle collection”, all loaded up into garbage bags for a ceremonious disposal. He presented Shekinah with safety […]
Chidi & Ray-Nay: Rayne had a rough first night acclimating to the Nigerian humidity, so she decided to stress-clean the house with a tiny broom. She waited for Chidi to wake up (Conveniently appearing wearing a shirt that said “Awake”), as they went to the kitchen so he could cook breakfast. Though Chidi claimed to […]
Benson & Stabler: Can’t really remember last week’s squabbles, so let’s just move on to this week’s…. Dempsey surprised Statler with a bee excursion, aka jumping into some sexy beekeeping suits and playing in a beehive. The two amateur beekeepers carefully followed the instructor’s directions, plying the hive with steam to relax the bees. Luckily […]
Rayne & Chidi: As the big trip to Nigeria grew closer, Rayne made sure to pack her most come-hither underwear (With the approval of one of her favorite chickens, of course). She spun around her 1970’s canopy bed, dreamily chatting about her upcoming intimate encounters with Chidi. She felt he was truly her last hope […]
Rayne & Chidi: Rayne (pronounced like “Renee”) is a 37 year old chicken enthusiast from New Mexico. Though she owns many animals at her hacienda, she really feels a connection to her chickens, and swears they communicate daily. Besides squawking with the birds, she likes to spend her time with her two kids down on […]
James & Metallica: It was move-in day for the couple, who would now be living in The Parents Metallica’s banana chip palace. James was really unhappy about the parental roommates, due to the lack of privacy as well as the unfinished state of their provided bedroom, but it seemed the couple had no other options. […]
