90 Day Book Report: Season 7, Holiday Tribute Edition

‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
Many creatures were stirring, and finding a spouse.

Cinnamon was nestled all snug in his shed,
With visions of Tania and frizz on her head.
Mee-Maw was huntin’ and totin’ with care,
And wishing that Michael would soon be right there.

A big man wandered on the Kiev streets,
While a religious woman wept, all tangled in sheets.
Robert took Anny to see dancing ladies,
Which is the closest she’ll ever be to anything named “Mercedes”.
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There was a wine guy and a model amidst the season,
Who couldnt agree on a prenush agreement.
And a girl who went to Russia and got fit as can be,
But came back stateside as future wife number 3.
The beekeepers buzzed with excitement at first,
Until their phones both died and they couldn’t converse.

I shut off my t.v. and they went out of sight..
Merry Christmas to all! And to all a good night!