The Last Resort; S2 Episode 10

This week began with Brandon’s reaction to Julia’s big secret; She had cheated on him with her ex boyfriend 5 years prior. He was doing his best to process all of the new information, but couldn’t help but feel confused and hurt as he tried to figure out how to proceed. This week’s theme was “A Sad Sack of Sorries”. Sophie’s hypnotherapy led her to being sorry for revealing Rob’s personal info in front of his friends, which she realized embarrassed him (Though I wish she would have revealed what that info actually was. Come on! You already did it once…).
Rob of course apologized for his “online cheating”, which was a no-brainer, as Sophie has complained about it for 4 seasons. Stacey apologized to Slow-Flo for threatening to divorce him, while Flor&Decor was sorry for cheating on her in the past. I’m just genuinely so shocked how many women out there are into human scarecrows… Josh felt sorry for….nothing, as he thinks Natalie is a crazy person, but he still occasionally likes to look at her boobs. Natalie apologized to basically herself, saying she feels sorry for wasting her time with someone who doesn’t want to be with her. Jasmine told Gino she was sorry for not being the person he needed her to be, while Gino refused to comment. They did however hug, but he was otherwise stonewalling Jasmine and the rest of the cast. He avoided answering for a while, but after being pestered by the oddly-shaped therapist, he eventually apologized for telling Jasmine she should return to her native Panamania. Of course she felt like he was hiding something, but the Mad Hatter would say no more.
Ariella apologized for using “unkind” words towards Bini, but something tells me she’s not finished with that just yet. Bini claimed to feel sorry for talking to another woman at the beginning of their relationship, but Ari insisted that his timeline was a bit off. She began detailing all of his love interests, starting with his ex wife, as Biniyam’s hatred seemed to grow stronger with every passing second. (I wonder if Ariella will apologize for giving him the wrong “Shoshul Meddiyuh” passwords)

After the deep revelations, the crew went back to the campsite for a little post therapy snack. They sat around making s’mores, roasting marshmallows on the fire. That is….everyone except Natalie, who roasted a potato over the fire instead, until it was Cajun-style. Jasmine left the crowd to sit with Stacey and Flo-Rida to discuss her therapy reflections. Flo tried to give her some relationship advice, appreciating that she was finally feeling vulnerable enough to listen to his undead relationship expertise, which sounded more like a riddle told by a bridge troll. Back at the bonfire, Jasmine questioned how Josh could possibly be so perfect that he couldn’t have thought up one thing to apologize for. Natalie (Who’s mouth was entirely black from eating her burnt potato) got the old familiar crazy look in her eyes, as she pretended to be unbothered by Jush’s nonchalant attitude towards their non-relationship. Jasmine accused them of being unserious about therapy, since they weren’t even officially together, and asked that they leave. Everyone headed back to their respective tents, with Brandon refusing to stay with Julia. Gino and Jasmine actually slept under the same piece of canvas, though were divided safely by an impenetrable wall of luggage. The next morning each cast member slowly emerged, sitting down by the campfire to make a little fire roasted breakfast. Jasmine made a trip to Sophie’s tent to see why she was late to the party. Apparently Sophie had discovered Rob Hob-Knobbing with other women on his phone all throughout therapy, making sexually suggestive remarks. Previews for next week show her confronting him on his recent “Knobbery”, while Rob runs off into the desert to hopefully get bit by a rattlesnake and make this interesting. (In case you were wondering, getting bit by a rattlesnake also constitutes as cheating).