The Last Resort; Season 2 Episode 5:

After last week’s awkward sex therapy session, the TEMU sex therapist sent the couples back to their rooms with homework assignments. Gino was supposed to seduce Jasmine, who was already annoyed hearing that her “threesome” idea was a dealbreaker. Stacey and Flo-Rida were supposed to roleplay a whole “Brokeback Mountain” scene that no one asked for, while Brandan and Julia were giggling while flicking each other with fly swatters. Rob laid on the bed with tube socks in his mouth while Sophie patted him with a ping pong paddle, which looked more like a blooper reel for a Cinemax robbery-themed movie.

The next morning, Brandon, Rob, Gino, and Flo all got together to have some much needed guy time and exchange some useless advice. Of course Gino and Jasmine failed their assignment miserably, as Jasmine spent their whole romantic date confronting him about his porn addiction while they were in the hot tub. Gino did admit to the guy-gang that he likes to partake in some adult cinema from time to time, specifying his category of choice, which was unfortunately bleeped out and remains a mystery. The other guys felt it was okay for Gino to indulge himself from time to time, but acknowledged he might be a master at the bating, as opposed to a dabbler. All of the men seemed confused at this point if they would wind up at the recommitment ceremony, or riding solo.
Surprisingly the only couple that consummated their assignment were Stacey and Florian, who spent the rest of the episode making horsey noises at each other to commemorate the experience.
Meanwhile out in the desert….Ari and Bini were on a day date where they were instructed to ride around in an ATV and have a picnic. Ari tried her best to make the date romantic, while Bini was taking the opportunity to try and squeeze out a password or two. Eyes on the prize…

The ladies of the retreat took a field trip to go decorate cowgirl hats at a local trendy shop. They discussed their sex lives (or lack thereof) as they bedazzled, as well as their mutual distaste for Natalie after her spectacle last week at the bar. Just then- as if on cue or by some miracle of production, Natalie arrived with Stacey, attempting to apologize. None of the ladies believed her bad behavior was due to her “bullying” experience from grade school, and tried to explain all of the details of “Jush” hitting on Sophie, and her innocence in the matter. It seemed that she finally understood that Jush was to blame, and that he was a man “hoo-ker”.

Eventually the ladies all returned to the resort donning their new western gear. Gino was full of envy over their elaborate hats, as he drunkenly hugged Natalie, rubbing his head across her chest. Jasmine’s mood began to switch to “crazy-mode” as she watched Gino loosening up after a whole day of drinking. She attempted to spoil his fun by spilling the rest of his drinks and yelling at the man-folk for egging him on. Florian and Jasmine went head to head over Gino’s fate, with Stacey stepping in to try and calm her wild stallion down (You know Florian only comes alive once every 300 years when a virgin lights a candle. Let him live for a minute). Looks like next week is about to get even crazier, as Jush is returning to Camp Crazy from his “business trip” (aka Meeting up with someone else in Vegas), and Natalie may or may not produce her own episode of “Snapped”. Can’t wait!