Back at the Brandon/Julia villa party…. Natalie had graced everyone with her crazy presence last week, as they all continued to discuss her being an absolute mental case. While the word “crazy” was being tossed around, a crying Stacey came through the door to up the ante. She was currently distressed over her issues with […]
Week three of the Tell All began with Niles semi threatening to dismember Anan (Which….would be exactly what this Tell All could use to make it interesting. The ID Discovery Channel crossover we might need). It seems the extreme aggression was left over from last week, when Niles went full blown Stefan Urkel on the […]
This week, Brandon and Julia got to stay in the honeymoon suite after winning the therapy contest last week. But instead of having sexy time in a new and much more romantic setting, Julia decided to invite the whole gang over. Jasmine was the first to arrive at the soiree, immediately asking the couple if […]
The second installment of the Tell All began with some very aggressive words from Niles towards Adnan, as he felt he was trying to control the very silent Tigerlily. Shaun asked Niles to focus on some of his own issues, such as his “occasional lying” due to his Autism and how it was a bit […]
The much anticipated Tell All began with Loren in New York, speaking his mind to a flock of pigeons, Brian rolling around the city as he bad-mouthed Ingrid, and Vanja making Manhattan a bit more hot pink. Niles was anxious about meeting the other couples, as he played virtual “squishy” with Matilda over video chat […]
Niles & Matilda: Mr. & Mrs. Nlies Valentine were happy to report that they had consummated their marriage (Hopefully respecting the wishes of Mr. Arc and using the front entrance only). They decided to spend their first day as married people by visiting the local cultural center where there were dancers and singers showing off […]
After last week’s awkward sex therapy session, the TEMU sex therapist sent the couples back to their rooms with homework assignments. Gino was supposed to seduce Jasmine, who was already annoyed hearing that her “threesome” idea was a dealbreaker. Stacey and Flo-Rida were supposed to roleplay a whole “Brokeback Mountain” scene that no one asked […]
After last week’s brush with death (aka Natalie giving Jasmine the death stare as they almost tore each other’s crazy faces off), Julia decided to try and make peace. She went outside to try and calm down Glen Close Jr., who was screaming as she rode off alone in a van. Inside the club, Sophie […]
Joey Baggadonuts & Liquid Hot MagMa: Back in Polandia….. The duo packed their bags and headed to the “magic mountains” for a little countryside getaway. MagMa was looking forward to jumping into airbnb’s warm jacuzzi, which had to be manually heated by shoveling in wood (Kinda like a wood burning pizza oven, so Joey should […]
Vanja & NoMore Bozo, add some Josko: After a whirlwind first date, Vanja was grinning with excitement for date number two. She met up with Josko at a rooftop hot tub, where he could display his short-shorts once again. After a little makeout session, Vanja revealed her 6 year dry spell/ vow of celibacy. Josko […]
