90 Day Fiance- The Other Way; Season 6, Episode 19

Benson & Stabler:
Back in the van down by the river… Before Statler had to start work for the day, she took Dempsey for a scenic train ride. Unfortunately instead of buying tickets for the real deal town train tour, she bought some kind of mall trolley tickets, which were the perfect setting for the two to hash out their problems. Statler stated that she wanted Dempsey to be more of an equal partner in their relationship, being that she’s the sole provider monetarily for their van-life adventures. Dempsey felt she was pulling her own weight by boiling potatoes and exploring beautiful countryside alone, all while dealing with Statler’s erratic anxiety attacks. The two argued back and forth over their outlooks on life, and ultimately planned on giving their relationship a 2 month timeline to see if things would work out. Statler felt that if the relationship didn’t improve in the next 2 months she wanted to sell the precious van. Despite the deadline, they both seemed committed to giving it one last go, and hoped they’d be able to remain homeless van ladies forever.

James & Metallica:

The Javanese newlyweds went to a cafe to discuss their fairytale wedding and plans for the future. Since they blew their life savings on upgrading to the “Possessed Virgins” wedding day package, James felt the only way he could get ahead would be to move back to the U.S. and get a non-banana chip related job. Hakuna Metata pulled her signature crying face, as she complained that she would be bored living her “Groundhog’s Day” lifestyle back in Maine. She later met up with her sisters to discuss the idea of moving, which caused them ALL to cry simultaneously in a family-friendly ugly-cry fest. Metata explained that she needed to move wherever her husband is (Or else the possessed virgins in the cages will put a spell on her). Previews for next week show….more crying.

Shekinah & The Sarper Image:

After her difficult recovery from her nose job, Shekinah was really feeling herself. She put on a little costume, cosplaying as a Lady Gaga fan from 2014 to titillate Sarper, especially since she was so excited to tell him their K1 Visa had been approved. Sarper arrived at the love nest, thrilled to see a sexy Shekinah instead of the mummified sweatpants version. In the midst of being mesmerized by her scandalous outfit, Sarper learned about the Visa approval, advising Shekinah not to get her hopes up. He felt they still might have issues with the Turkish embassy, as the country might not want to let their very own “Turkish Delight” leave (It would mean one less tourist attraction for the ladies). Sarper decided to overlook the topic for the time being and perform a little roleplaying himself, as he did a Turkish interpretation of “Dirty Dancing”, wearing a makeshift doo-rag and black tight outfit as he stripped and danced for his new 90 Day Fiance. Later on he met up with his cousin to go shopping for a new fancy outfit to wear when he formally proposed to Shekinah. The Cousin Sarper brought up his first failed marriage 14 years ago (Which we are only now hearing about during their third season in episode 19). He claimed that his original marriage was merely to appease his parents after they found out about his gigolo lifestyle, and it ended very quickly. He hoped that a traditional Turkish proposal would be just the ticket to getting Shekinah to stay in Turkey forever and ever (Although I’m thinking the low cost plastic surgery is a much bigger draw). I can’t wait for their wedding…. I already bought the toaster and it’s the sexiest toaster in town.