90 Day Fiance-The Other Way; Season 6 Episode 18

James & Metallica:

It was finally time for the extracurricular wedding ceremony, as we saw Metata getting wedding-ready. James was feeling confused about his duties during their “Javanese” ceremony, which required him to be topless in front of friends and family. Metallica was glad she was back in touch with her sister Angel, who helped her put on her best Eddie Munster hairline in time for her traditional ceremony.
The couple looked like the picture of Javanese perfection as they headed down the aisle to be wed….again. James claimed to be lost, making sure to follow Metata’s lead as she posed and made gestures with her hands that were either Javanese, Crips, or Bloods.
The ceremony went well, and included everything from dancing mustached men, to nasal singers, and young virgins tied up as they pretended to be possessed by angels. What more could you ask for?! I laughed (Mostly at James’s boobies), I cried (Mostly at Metallica’s awkward hairline)….it was the feel-good wedding of the year. Despite their ongoing “to child or not to child” and “But where should we live??” issues, the couple felt that their Javanese wedding was the Best. Day. Ever.
I was going to buy them a toaster, but I was afraid someone would use it to electrocute one of those poor innocent possessed virgins…..

Ingi & Corona, Queens:

After last week’s fight, Corona was on the lam, pacing angrily around the land of ice. Producers finally located her and helped to get her a ride to a hotel for the night, as she refused to go back to the apartment with the Ing-meister. The following day Ingi showed up at the hotel, flower-less (Shout out to Coltee), as he attempted to go over their last conversation. Corona made it clear that she expected to get married, especially since the two had discussed having little Corongis (Which actually sound like something that could have been served at James and Metallica’s wedding cocktail hour). Though Ingi now claimed that he also wanted to get married, Corona felt like he was just telling her what she wanted to hear in order to keep her from taking her giant ridiculous boots and walking out of the frozen tundra.

Josh & Lilybot3000:

Lily took Josh to yet another expensive restaurant so the two could sit and talk…..and then she could complain about how much money she just spent on his dinner. They reviewed their meet up with Lily’s daughter Vivian, and Josh’s inability to take accountability for his droopy dog actions. Lily kind of understood what he was saying, relying heavily on the help of her Jihoon translator app, which always makes things more fun. Josh’s sad puppy eyes welled up with tears, which made Lily feel like he was truly sorry for being such a moron. With their traditional Chinese wedding supposedly happening in the morning, Lily decided it was prime time to announce that she couldn’t afford to pay the balance for the ceremony (She spent it all on hairbows and elevators). Josh offered to try and transfer some money over to cover the remaining cost so they wouldn’t have to cancel the event, but wasn’t sure if he could use his credit card, since it was from the U.S. The two headed to the venue, where they attempted to offer up Josh’s payment method. The event managers seemed shocked, having never had a customer who was unable to pay before, let alone haggle with them about how to cut the cost. Can someone loan them the $4500 to finish this wedding so we can be done here and they can have an even cooler traditional Chinese divorce ceremony???