90 Day Fiance- The Other Way; Season 6 Episode 17

James & Metallica:

It was the big day before the Indonesian wedding that was only announced in episode 13, and the couple stopped to try a little fruit. Metata gave James the infamous durian fruit, which is rumored to smell like rotting flesh. James did the stereotypical spit-take, portraying the American who can’t handle eating anything but a Kraft single, as the two moved on to discussing meeting up with Metamorphosis’s siblings. Her favorite sister Angel was coming over after not seeing each other for 3 years. Metaverse explained that she had always been close with Angel, until she had tried to break up Metata’s relationship with James by spreading lies. Angel always felt like James had “stolen” her sister away, and resented him. Since so much time had gone by, the sisters decided to put everything aside for the sake of their reunion. Angel ran to see Metastasis, hugging as if no time had passed, but still managing to hurl a passive aggressive comment at James. Maybe she has low blood sugar….pass her a banana chip.

Ingi & Corona Queens:

Back in the land of ice… Corona decided she needed a little culture, so she hit up a museum with 2 of her girlfriends. The collection in the museum was that of Penises, from all creatures of many varieties and varying sizes. Corona was impressed, and wondered where Ingi’s gallery contribution was, being that his member seemed to be injured. It seems that Ingi hurt his Dingi while he and Corona were having a flingi and he was still healing, causing a lull in their sex life. The Friends Corona questioned if she and Ingi were on the same page, being that he was fairly blase about the entire relationship. They also weren’t sure when the couple had become exclusive, as apparently the saw Ingi getting chummy with other women in their local bar. Corona’s “soft partnering” shield seemed to be shedding and she tried remaining calm for the moment, as not to cause a scene…..at the penis museum.

Sean & Me…..and Joanne.:

Back in Ireland, Sean and Joanne decided to face the music and video chat with Donna, aka Mother Joanne. It was the first time Sean would be meeting Donna, virtually, and she was pretty mad about the secret marriage in the most Long Island way possible. Sean gave Donna the schtick about having Ireland be home base, with Joanne still flying back and forth every month, but no one really was sure what Joanne’s kids thought about it. For the first time the couple seemed to be facing reality that their happily ever after might not work out, and that Sean should just move in with me on Long Island. The End.

Josh & Lillybot3000:

Back in China… Lily the friendly robot hit the marketplace with her daughter Vivian, and her trusty dog “Rolex”. As they gazed upon countless aisles of food, they discussed the relationship with Josh. Lilly lied to her daughter, claiming she was happy being Mrs. Josh, despite the fact that he doesn’t have any money, they fight all of the time, and apparently they haven’t had sex in 7 months. Daughter Vivian couldn’t believe her mom would settle for someone so unworthy of a home elevator. Lily and her daughter had a “Chinese proverb”-off, where the two took turns using ancient Chinese proverbs to try and get their points across. Vivan felt her mom shouldn’t settle, while Lily thought she should just love the one she’s with. In any case, the wedding should be beautiful, though the couple is like watching paint dry. With an elevator.