90 Day Fiance- The Other Way; Season 6 Episode 16

Benson & Stabler:

The van rolled into France as the girls seemed to be on a bit of an upswing at the moment. Statler’s vacation time was coming to an end, and she needed stable internet to work remotely. They parked their haul with a beautiful mountainside view, but unfortunately unreliable wifi. Statler started getting stressy, as she made her internet woes Dempsey’s responsibility. She sent her into town to retrieve some kind of wireless router adaptor thingy so she would be able to bring home the remote vegan bacon.
Dempsey took the scenic route to the French Best Buy, managing to stop and site-see the mountains and town all by herself. She eventually returned with the goods and got started stinking up the van with an onion/potato dinner concoction while staring blankly like some kind of stepford van wife. Statler typed away on her computer, as Dempsey cried, feeling like she was lonely despite her monotone company. This is what happens when you live in a van down by the river.

Shekinah & The Sarper Image:

Back in the operating room…. Shekinah was still under the knife, as Sarpie paced nervously in the waiting area. He was relieved when they finally wheeled her out with her brand new designer Sarper shnoz underwraps. Wearing his pink t-shirt, Sarper really expressed his sensitive side as he nursed Shekinah back to health. Through her nose brace, she discussed her appreciation for the Turkish Ken doll’s attentiveness and care. Get yourself a man who can pull your extensions out AND design your nose. James & Metallica: James and Metallica were accompanied by her parents to go to a tasting for their never-before-discussed Indonesian wedding. James was hoping to stick to the budget package, so they wouldn’t break the bank. He ate all of the “leghorn chicken” (Which was so much better than the “foghorn” chicken) and even choked down all of the spicy chili paste. Since the inlaws seemed to be in a good mood watching him burn off his taste buds, he decided to ruin things by bringing up the kids topic. James had Metallica translate his view on not wanting to have children due to the crazy state of the world. At the end of the conversation, they all agreed that they would revisit the kid topic once the couple were more financially stable, and off of the family banana chip “teet”. Can’t wait for My Big Fat Leghord Chicken Wedding!

Lilybot 3000 & Josh:

Josh and his brother (Jeff Breuer) had planned to go to the mall for the day while Lily spent some time with her daughter, Vivian. Vivian is a successful actress living in Beijing, who was only experiencing her mother’s new elevator for the first time. Unfortunately she does not get along with her new Stepfather Josh, as she feels he’s an unsupportive shady freeloader. Apparently when the couple had first begun talking online, Josh had posted a photo with another woman, claiming it was a friend that had passed away. Lily came to find out later that it was a very alive Vietnamese woman that he had been dating, and he would not give her a straight answer. Months later the two reconnected, and the rest was all water under the bridge (Which is probably a “water feature” somewhere in the house, a la Meri from SisterWives). Though Lily was able to forgive and forget, Vivan was really struggling to understand why her mother would settle for this shlub who hates everyone’s chewing. I think I’m team Vivian on this one…