90 Day Fiancé; Before the 90 Days- Season 7 Episode 7

Tigerlily & Adenoids:

Back in Petra… Tigerlily started off the day by pacing around the ruins angrily as Adnanymous tried to catch up to her. She was upset that she just now realized the double standards her new husband came with and started to worry that this could possibly be a problem (Does anyone want to hand her a “late pass”?) Adnan assured her that everything was fine, and they should have a nice day of sightseeing. She decided to cheer up, though she was a bit jealous over all of the camels and their eyelashes, which didn’t even require their own glam squad. Previews for next week show a tearful goodbye, as Tigerlily prepares to head home without her Jordanian Ken Doll. It’s back to texting heart-eye emojis all day for these two…

Chidi Chidi no Bang Bang & RayNay:

After the tension with Sister Chidi from last week’s dinner, RayNay decided to book herself a room at a nearby hotel. She asked Chidi once again to come stay with her, but he refused, using the excuse that it would take him a long time time pack (And I hope TLC doesn’t make us watch him pack with the “bright light” showing as we listen to his voiceover go “I wonder if this shirt matches these pants…).Rayne felt like he was making excuses and letting his family influence his decisions about their relationship. She only just now realized that he might not be as serious about their “spiritually ordained” soul marriage as he had pretended to be on the phone for five years.

As things began to get heated, Brother and Sister Chidi made an appearance, hoping to de-escalate Rayne’s tirade, but only made things worse. Rayne fought back and forth with Chidi’s family, yelling abstract things that no one understood. Chidi just continued to claim he loved her, though he did nothing to stand up to his sister or make a move to follow RayNay to the hotel. Rayne rode away crying, feeling like her 5 year relationship was finally over. She stopped on the side of the rode to have a heart to heart talk with a stray chicken, who really understood her. (Oh wait, that didn’t happen but wouldn’t it have been better if it did?!)

Niles & Matilda:

It was the couples’ first morning together, and it appeared that Niles was stuck on the toilet due to too much “fufu” consumption. Once he emerged, a few pounds lighter, they discussed their first night together, which left Matilda slightly unsatisfied. Though she tried to consummate the relationship then and there, Niles stopped her, claiming he wanted to wait until they were married. Apparently in his previous relationship, his ex-girlfriend demanded a little slice of Niles multiple times a day and he felt like he was being used as a hot slice of fufu.

Later on Niles took Matilda shopping in the big city, which was a bit of an ordeal for him, given all of the business and noise. They came across a shop where Matilda picked out an outfit for her “Knock Door” ceremony (“Remnicient of Emily & Kobe). Niles had a bit of sticker shock with the $80 price tag, but bought it any way, since he needed Matilda in a good mood when he would finally have to tell her he was calling off their wedding. He then headed over to a jewelry store to purchase an engagement ring, hoping it would prove his commitment to the relationship and his willingness to return to Ghana to get married. Poor Niles is going to have the bumper ripped off of his car, Meemaw-style…

Vanja & Bojo:

This week we got to meet a new face, 41 year old Vanja from Orlando. She moonlights as a bellydancer/fire eater, though her other careers include Vegan baker, Medical Sales rep, and Permanent Makeup Artist. Though she is an overachiever in her many careers, her love life has been a bit of a disaster. While trying to find herself after a bad breakup, she took a trip to Eastern Europe to connect with her Bosnian roots, and wound up perusing an international dating site. She came across Bozo, a Croatian basketball player who is ironically not a clown, but does have a built in winter coat. The two began talking online, and were about to meet after a long 8 months of chatting.

Vanja met up with one of her friends to discuss the relationship and upcoming meeting, and had a few concerns. Apparently during their 8 month online courtship, Bojo had already broken up with her once for another woman, which left her devastated. Eventually he came back, hoping to rekindle things, and she decided to give him another chance. Later on another friend came over to help Vanja pack all of her giant heels for her big trip. She explained that she was hoping to spend one on one time with her basketball star in the hotel room she booked, since he lived at home with his Aunt and mother (I guess the Croatian Shaq doesn’t make the same paycheck..). Vanja felt she and Bojo had a special connection, being that he understood her upbringing in war-torn Bosnia, where she was often hiding in bomb shelters and eating onions for months on end (That’s a lot of bad breath for one bomb shelter).

As she sat at the airport, Vanja attempted to call her globetrotter to let him know she was on her way, but unfortunately was unable to reach him. She started panicking slightly that he would ghost her at the airport, but was ready to give it a go anyway. Looking forward to seeing Croatia…I don’t think we’ve been there before!

Brian & Ingrid:

Since Brian and Ingrid seemed to be back on the up and up, she decided to introduce him to her friends. Brian wheeled himself over to the table, afraid of how her friends would receive him. Immediately the friends Ingrid dove in, asking questions about the couples’ private life. Though they hadn’t yet been intimate, Brian reassured everyone that he was in it for the right reasons, as most times he’s in Brazil, he sleeps with women on the first night. Of course this was just another creep moment, making Ingrid question who she was dealing with, but her brain quickly rearranged his comment to mean that their relationship was “different” and “special”.
After what he deemed to be a successful night with the friends, Brian took Ingrid back to his hotel room where he had some big plans in mind (that hopefully don’t have anything to do with a catheter). He had her sit on the bed where he presented her with a red lingerie set which she immediately put on, coming out for her custom Brian massage. It seemed as though the two were getting ready to get hot and heavy, but we later came to find out that soon after production left, they got into another argument. Though Brian traveled with a briefcase full of little blue pills, red lingerie, and enough catheters to make me vomit, he forgot to pack the condoms. Ingrid refused to sleep with him (Because she was scared of Loren’s gonorrhea), and he offered to pleasure her in other ways. Ingried refused, which sent Brian rolling out the door. Is this strike 3?? Can we be out now??

Loren & Faith & Gonorrhea:

After last week’s revelations, Loren had sent Faith a text asking her to come talk about their ridiculous situation. They headed out to the street market to grab a gonorrhea banana snack, as Loren told her about his trip to the clinic. He told Faith that he had been sleeping with people at least once a week during the entire time they were talking, but now only wanted to be a one ladyboy kinda guy. As Loren apologized in broken English, Faith had a thousand yard stare, wondering what she should do, especially since the two were supposed to go visit her family together the following day. She decided to give Loren a second chance, only as a friend, and continue with their scheduled activities. Hope she packed her penicillin!!