90 Day Fiance- The OTHER Way; Season 6 Episode 15

Shekinah & The Sarper Image:

Since last week’s photoshoot, Shekinah has now decided she needs to have her third nose job done (….When in Turkey! Use code “DARCEYSTACEY” for 20% off). Sarper accompanied Shekinah to the doctor for her consultation, but not just as a chaperone. He decided to help the doctor design a custom nose, since he would be the one to look at it…and yell at it…and pull its hair extensions out. After coloring all over Shekinah’s face in a lovely shade of purple marker, Sarper had declared he had designed a masterpiece. The doctor felt this new format was a bit unorthodox, but seemed to agree with Sarpie’s suggestions.
Later on it was surgery day, as Shekinah and Sarper listened to the nurse’s advice about post-op care. They were stunned to hear that Shekinah was not supposed to have sex for one month after surgery, as it could cause a nosebleed (The nurse must have also had sex with Sarper in the past and knew the risks. She was including Penicillin in the take-home bag). Of course the twin flames were not willing to commit to such strict orders, as Sarper wrestled with his nerves of Shekinah going under the knife for the sake of the perfect SarperShnoz. I’m sure he will count down the minutes until she is out from under the knife… and then count the minutes anyway, because counting is his favorite.

Sean and Me…..and Joanne.:

Since hearing last week that his mom was secretly married 2 years ago, Joanne’s son Joey was feeling uneasy. He worried that she would just move away, leaving him all alone and responsible for his younger brother. Joanne insisted that she could parent from afar, which really isn’t practical. She should really just stay on Long Island with her kids (I am ready and willing to be her stunt double in Ireland…just sayin’). It was finally time for the kids and Noelle to fly home, as Sean used his rather large muscles to load up the car. As they were heading to the airport, Joanne wanted to recap the trip, asking each carmate to weigh in on their opinion. Sean was glad to hear that Noelle approved of him, but Joanne’s son Joey was still mad about the whole secret marriage schtick. They all seemed to have had a nice time together, though the future was looking a bit bleak. Even little Bella Rose had a few eyerolls designated for her new Brady Bunch. Noelle and the boys headed back to their non-tropical island, leaving Joanne with a preview of what her new Irish life would look like, as she felt a little guilty for “Mother Asueluing” her own children. Then she watched Sean walk away and he felt less bad…..

James & HakunaMaTaTa:

Back in Indonesia, James and Metallica were on a tiny bike/cab ride (Which seemed absolutely terrifying) on their way to try on traditional wedding outfits. Since they were flat broke and living on the banana chip plantation as indentured servants, they thought it would be a great time to plan an Indonesian wedding. Metata sported her favorite “4 braid” tentacle hairstyle as she tried on an oversized dress possibly made by Bob Mackie, while James tried on some kind of man-dress/turban combo. As they sat in the shop they discussed the stress of planning this unnecessary wedding, including the fact that Father Metallica was being a bit of a Father of the Bride-zilla. He kept pushing the couple to spend more and more on wedding fanfare, and James was getting annoyed. Of course this started a whole crying fight, where Metallica once again turned to her signature “spitting cobra” move, as she yelled at James for basically not being Indonesian already.
Later on back at the Banana Chippery, James and Metata were busy making phallic jewelry and once again fighting over their hopeless life plans. James pointed out that their target market for the family jewels business was back in the US, and he was unable to get any kind of job in Indonesia since he sucked at speaking the language. He brought up the obvious idea of moving back to the states, which caused Metallica to cry yet again. She claimed there would be no way she could move back to the US because of medical issues, and felt she would want to stay in Indonesia whether James was there or not. Does everyone in Indonesia wear the 4 braids or is it just HakunaMetata??? It’s the only thing I notice in their segments.

Lilybot3000 & Josh:

Lily, Josh, and Brother Josh finally made it out of their awkward car ride and over to the China food court (Which…is like every mall food court. But in China). As they sat down for snack time, Brother Josh tried to play Dr. Phil, asking Lily a ton of questions that went right over her head, since her English is as bad as Kenny’s Espanol. He tried to explain that Josh would like her to stop holding the fact that he’s broke and sex-less over his head, especially since they’re obviously madly in love with each other. Ultimately the two seemed to make up for the time being, but it’s episode 15 and we haven’t even gotten to the expensive Chinese wedding yet. I hope Josh appreciated the $14.95 she spent on his Panda Express and $9 of gas it took to drive over there.