Back in the bubbling cauldron of 90 Day stew…(aka the hot tub…) Rob and Sophie were front and center, fighting back and forth while using the other roomies as judge and jury. Sophie accused Rob of talking to other women behind her back, while Rob maintained his innocence, claiming only to be attracted to Sophie. […]
Monthly Archives: August 2024
James & Metallica: This week picked up where we left off….on the floor, where Metallica was but a blubbering heap laying at her mother’s sandals as she begged for forgiveness. Apparently she was worried that she had become a burden on her parents and their sprawling banana chip plantation. The Parents Metallica agreed to pay […]
This season’s Tell All took a bit of a new approach, having all of the couples bunk up together in some mansion in New Jersey (I guess the one for the “Jersey Shore” reunions was available, they just gave Big Ed the “Smush” room). Each couple slowly trickled into their new surroundings, with PatNThighs arriving […]
James & Metallica: Back in the booming banana chip sector…James was getting a crash course in BananaChip 101….which somehow includes grating cheese at an Olive Garden level. Unfortunately the banana bizz doesn’t yield a high return, as the retail value per bag is 96 cents. James began to realize that although he excelled at the […]