The Single Life; Season 4 Episode 10

Nutalie:

Natalie was still in the process of picking up the pieces after her breakup with Jush. Her mother tried to offset her sorrows with a waffle breakfast laced with powdered sugar, to no avail. Natalie was still feeling like her dreams of having a husband and baby would never come true while she was still young enough to tote her own egg. Mother Natalie was trying to play some kind of reverse “Parent Trap” game, by encouraging her daughter to call Michae so she “visit”with him, while secretly hoping the two would see each other again and rekindle their love connection. Though Natalie tried to explain to her nutty mother that she and Michael didn’t work out, she did start to entertain the idea that of a possibly reconciliation for the sake of procreating, since this now seems to be paramount. 

Next it was a rainy forecast, which was a bit foreshadowing as Natalie and her loony mother headed to the farmer’s market to meet “Meikusha” (also known as the Sasquatch of Squim). Natalie was a bundle of nerves as she presented Big Mike with a tiny bouquet of flowers and an uncomfortably long hug. 
They perused the locally grown produce and sat down for lunch on a picnic bench (and inevitably wet butts…. Wasn’t it just raining?!). Mama Natalie (with her very appropriate for the situation rose colored glasses) tried to shmooze Big Mike before suggesting that the former couple should be reunited. After calling this awkward meeting, she pushed the two to leave her alone and have a private “walk and talk”. They ultimately abandoned her at picnic table with her wet butt stain, as they headed to Natalie’s tiny red car, which I’m not sure how Mike managed to squeeze into. 

Previews for next week show Natalie shooting her shot at giving some form of relationship another go, but will Big Mike go for another crazy round? Will Mother Butter let him?? Did she really call Natalie a “hooker”??? All this and more, next week!

Miss Debbie:

It was date number three and the mojitos were a-flowin’! Both Debbie and Ruben the Cuban were a brightly dressed feast for the eyes, as they sat down for some Cubano refreshments. Ruben plied Debbie with her cocktail as he brought up the information he had heard from Officer Julian in regards to Debbie’s relationship with Osama. He expressed some concern over the fact that Osama was a mere 24 years old, and worried that Debbie was still in touch with his family. Debbie admitted that she still helped the Family Osama out financially from time to time (I guess those impressive tea pouring skills really went over well), but her eyes were off of that prize (And no one knows where Osama’s eyes are focused….).

Ruben confirmed that despite the shocking new developments, he was still interested in getting to know each other and seeing where the relationship might go. I for one am hopeful that these two might work out, but also concerned that they would need a much larger closet if things were to get serious.

Brother John:

John packed up all of his Earthly possessions (Which consisted of a Red Sox hat and a box of sex toys) for his big move to San Antonio. He was hoping this move would show Meagan how serious he was about their relationship, so he wouldn’t have to do anything else. 

After hours of driving, he finally arrived at Meagan’s place, where she was waiting with her daughter, “Rivah”. Meagan had a hard time believing that John had actually committed to moving, and didn’t seem quite sure how to incorporate him into her home just yet. She asked him to sleep in her daughter’s bedroom until she felt more comfortable, which seemed to be A-Ok with the new family man. 

The next morning, John and Meaghan were chit chatting about their first night together under the same roof, but in different beds. John made it known that he was expecting to rectify their sleeping arrangements, but that he’s willing to be patient. With their 1 year anniversary a mere 3 months away, Meagan was hoping John would be ready to take things to the next level with an engagement ring. John seemed scared at the idea of proposing just yet, but tried in his casual, nonchalant way to reassure Meaghan that she “had his haht”, and he’s there for the long haul. That is, unless she expects too much, things get tough, or a new couch at a friend’s place becomes available.  

Tim and/or Veronica?!

After their big fight, Veronica and Jamal seemed to have made up and admitted that they were both in the wrong. Jamal confessed that he was a bit put-off by the whole Tim relationship, which shocked Veronica, as she couldn’t understand how Tim would be a threat to anyone. Ultimately the pair felt their little quarrel brought them closer together, and even made Jamal confirm he was planning to move to be together in the future. They were both glad to be ending the trip on a good note as they headed to the airport for Jamal’s flight home. Luifhezzzzzzzddh (Oh sorry, I fell asleep….)

Chantel:

Chantel was still feeling slimy after her snail fest from last week. But the snails weren’t the only slimeballs… She was very upset by the lack of affection from her Greek semi-suitor, Giannis. Chantel and her squad sat at a restaurant to psychoanalyze the current state of her non relationship. The squad members tried to help Chantel relax, telling her to live a bit more in the moment and not take everything so seriously. Though she was confused, having been somewhat fresh off of her divorce, Chantel agreed to spend one more day with her foreign fling, and promised to try and lighten up. (I can almost guarantee Giannis was not having a brunch meeting over his 2 dates with Chantel… he was probably more invested in the snails).