The Single Life; Season 4 Episode 2:

Chantel

It was the second day in Greece, and Chantel and her “Divorce Support Crew” were still reeling from their first wild night. They took a brief break from “man-hunting” to head to an olive vineyard, where their new mission was to learn how to make authentic olive oil. Chantel and her ladies in waiting managed to get a twerk or two in on the ancient olive press as they toiled away. Luckily their guide and olive oil facilitator was also a buff party boy who was ready to show them a good time, sans any manual labor.
Later that night they all headed out to a club where Chantel had the “girls” hoisted up to the Gods themselves in a skintight purple dress. She chatted away the night with a brace-faced Greek demi-God named Yanis, which ended with slipping him her phone number (Yet another check-plus from her “support crew”). 
Previews for next week show more desperate Chantel debauchery taking place, as she struggles to forget Pedro at the expense of some unsuspecting quasi-attractive Greek men. I’m just waiting for Karen to show up in one of her motorcycle caps to put her in her place…. 

 

Nutalie

 

Back in Lala land where she belongs, Natalie was busy stalking Josh in an attempt to have him solve all of her problems and magically fall in love with her. As she waited for him to accept her video call, she did her best to put her crazy aside, tilting her head during their videochat to appear innocent and apologetic so he would agree to meet up with her again. Josh felt bad for leaving Natalie and her tag-along newly snobby mother high and dry in a foreign city, so he agreed to pick her up for a day of apartment hunting.
Natalie was elated when Josh finally appeared, making sure to hang all over him like some kind of fungus. Josh had enlisted the help of a realtor friend who showed them a 600 sq ft one bedroom apartment for approximately $2100/month. Josh explained the logistics, thinking the place could be workable if they squished a bed and sleeper sofa into the one bedroom so the ladies could bunk up (Clearly he had no intentions of ever spending the night). Natalie was floored by the price, and knew there was no way she’d be able to pay for anything without credit or a job. The realtor friend put Josh on the spot by asking if he’d be the guarantor, which he tried to squirm out of in the most polite and diplomatic way possible. Previews for next week suggest that Natalie will be switching to psycho mode in no time (It’s what she does best).

 

Veronica, Tim & Jamal:

 

Veronica joined the Single Life crew this week, describing the current state of her dating life as “complicated”. There was a brief montage shown of her relationship history, including her first marriage, engagement to Tim,  and then the cheesy last guy she dated on the previous season of “Single Life”. During last season’s “Tell All” episode, it was revealed that Veronica had been casually dating Jamal, the son of fellow 90 Day Cast Member Queen Kimbally, aka Usman’s ex-number one fan (Oh what a tangled web we weave!).
Though Jamal is 10 years younger than Veronica and they were living on opposite sides of the country, the two acknowledged their undeniable connection and decided to give a committed relationship a chance. They had been flying back and forth between San Diego and North Carolina to visit, though Veronica felt that Jamal was lacking in the communication department. Apparently he didn’t feel the need to reach out and text her most days, and didn’t generally reply to any messages she had sent. Jamal agreed to try and reach out a bit more, as their weekend visit quickly came to a halt.

With Jamal back in San Diego, Veronica went and picked up Jiminy Cricket (aka Tim), so they could attend a dating event in town in an attempt to find him a mate. Tim (who doesn’t drink, dance, socialize, or fully open his eyes) already felt crippling anxiety about going out, but managed to try and mingle with the other singles. He “happened to run into” a woman named Luisa, the only Columbian woman for miles, who he had been briefly in touch with previously on some dating app. Luisa (Who happened to have the shiniest most perfect Pantene Pro V commercial hair) for some reason seemed to reciprocate the interest, and agreed to go out on a date with the deadpanned downer. 

I guess both Veronica AND Tim are on the single life this season? I just hope Luisa gets a job on a shampoo commercial after all of this…

 

Tyray:

Tyray was preparing for his very first real-life date with a living, breathing woman who is aware that she is also going on a date with him. He was nervous yet excited to meet up with Tiffany, the flirtatious friend he had met twice before that seemed to be interested. He brought her a bouquet of dyed roses in an attempt to one-up Coltee, as he waited patiently for her arrival.
But as time moved on, there was no sign of Tiffany to be found. Tyray nervously sent her a message as well as called, with no such luck. 
It looks like Tyray was stood up yet again, which was a huge blow to his already shaky confidence. 
(I’m guessing Tiffany was just intimidated since she’s not as snappy of a dresser as his dream girl, Hillary Clinton).

P.s…..

Where is Brother John already?!? I’m waiting for him to come on the screen ovuh heeyuh! (I’m even starting to sound like him in my head)