90 Day Fiance; Season 10 Episode 10

Gee-Know & Jasmania:

After the last fight (hard to remember which one this was….), Jasmine and Gino had been ignoring each other (Though it was pretty hard to ignore Gino in his ridiculously busy Southwestern print jacket). Jasmine looked stressed out as she asked for more details about Gino’s secret bachelor party. Gino blinked a lot, apologized, and the two agreed to stay together, as they do every week before fighting again about something else. 

After making up, Gino took Jasmine out for a night of bowling fun (I guess Sharp Entertainment bought a bowling Groupon since they sent both Rob & Sophie last week and now Jasmo). Jasmine was not appreciating the bowling alley aroma OR the food, which she was sure would send Gino running for the bathroom, never to be seen again (and he probably wouldn’t flush). Though this was the first time she’d ever bowled, Jasmine managed to outdo the Mad-Hatter, as  the sounds of their joint laughter cut through the crashing of pins.

After the pin-pals were done, Gino announced that the two should take a trip to Miami, where they could hopefully have a “reset” to their rocky relationship (…..Or at least fight in a warmer climate). Jasmine was so happy about the trip that she refrained from crying for at least one night. 

Back at the house, Gino was going through his packing checklist as they gathered their finest hats and spandex outfits to head to Miami. Upon arriving, Jasmine immediately stripped down to a stretchy half naked bodysuit, ready to soak up as much sunlight as humanly possible. Her eyes glimmered as she saw all of the palm trees and learned that almost everyone in Miami speaks Spanish (Unlike Gino, y tu, Kenny, and you even used to live in Florida). Although she was sooo maaach happy, Jasmine felt bad about being far from her sons, and stopped to video chat Juance back home. She knew that her move had affected him, and was hoping he’d be able to come to Michigan as soon as possible. (The only “Papa Gino” poor Juance should be exposed to should be in the form of a frozen pizza. Leave the poor kid out of this mess, it’s bad enough for Coco!)

 

Rob the Knob & Dollar Store Daenerys Targaryen:

After Sophie’s big “bisexual” revelation last week, Rob was left confused as to what that meant for their future. He questioned if Sophie was looking to explore things with women, or if she was okay to keep Knobbin’. Sophie claimed to be fine with being locked down to the port-a-potty-prince, even though he threatened to be with other women if she ever acted on her bisexuality. 

Since the fighting was going as well as expected, the couple decided to take their show on the road, heading off to a jewelry store to get wedding bands. Rob stomped into the shop, demanding to see the cheapest rings possible. He proceeded to tell the ring salesman way too many details of the couples’ relationship, causing Sophie to cringe with embarrassment. Rob let everyone know he had a budget at $250, preferably for both rings, and they luckily were able to find something that worked. Sophie seemed happy about the ring selection, and Rob finally started to calm down from his mood swing. (I know L.A. has nice weather and all, but it’s definitely not worth putting up with all this…)

 

 

Sam & Citronella:

Back in Missouri, Sam and Fam were having a little BBQ at his brother Luke’s house. The family were skeptical about Sam’s long distance romance, and seemed to be unaware of some of the details. Sam let them know that after the arrival of Citra’s dad and sisters, he was going to the mosque so he could convert to Islam. Sam’s mom DeeDee had a hard time hearing that her son would no longer be celebrating Christmas, but he assured her that the Muslims have other equally as fun holidays to celebrate….like Yom Kippur (At this rate his mother has nothing to worry about as long as they give him a multiple choice test to get into the Islamic faith. Poor Sam is totally flunking Muslim…). He then revealed that he hadn’t been 100% honest with his bride-to-be, as he neglected to mention his newest arrest. 

Apparently Sam had been prescribed “Suboxone”, a methadone type drug that helps withdrawals from opioids. He was on a “business trip” with a coworker (Apparently the loading dock crew had some important convention to attend??), when they were pulled over and found with unlabeled Suboxone. Sam was arrested and the judge permitted him to partake in a “diversion program”, which would help him avoid jail time as long as he passed regular drug testing. Unfortunately Sam was too busy not studying “Muslim 101”, and missed his deadline to fill out the diversion program application, which means he could be facing jail time. Though Citra seemed to know about the arrest, she had no idea she could potentially be visiting her newlywed husband in the slammer (Hope she’s good at baking cakes with nail files inside….). 

Back in Indonesia… Citra was having a sit-down with her father and sister while eating one of her last to-go boxes of the local cuisine. Her father, Herman, only approved of his daughter’s marriage to Sam because he had agreed to convert to their faith (Hopefully Herman will just think Sam’s starving himself for Ramadan instead of Yom Kippur).
Later on, the family all went to drop Citra off at the airport, as she said her “See ya later’s” and headed inside. She seemed most excited about seeing Sam unchaperoned, and sleeping together in their new joint bed (Don’t tell Herman Munster). 

Back in Missouri, Sam prepared his bedroom for Citra’s arrival. He made sure to sweep the floor so as not to get dog hair on his brand new prayer mat (He should probably keep the tags on, something tells me it might end up going bacK to Amazon). He then headed to the airport, waiting nervously at the baggage claim for Citra to arrive. Citra had landed safely, and was ready to see Sam, choosing a nurse’s scrub top as her “Moving to America” outfit. She was so nervous that she was afraid she’d soil herself, as she made her way to meet Sam.
The couple had a tearful reunion, and Sam remembered the flowers (Ahem..Coltee!!). They took a minute to look each other over, and Citra felt that Sam’s head had somewhat shrunk in the past 2 years they had been apart. Looking forward to watching Citra’s family come into town for Sam’s Bar-Mitzvah! 

 

 

Nikki Exotica & Igor Timberlake:

After Justin revealed his “friends with benefits” situation last week, Nikki took off, wandering around the hotel grounds in an overly emotional state. Justin trailed behind, trying to convince Nikki that his sexually promiscuous days were behind him, and he was ready to be abstinent with her for good. Nikki felt torn about forgiving TheManFormerlyKnownAsIgor, but ultimately felt like she had limited options finding someone as attractive due to the fact that she’s trans.

They headed back to the hotel room together to pack, though Nikki seemed to still be weighing the pros and cons as she made snippy comments. Justin tried to reassure her that he was ready to commit, using only 3 word sentences. Maybe his slow speech is due to brain fog, which is a warning sign of toxic mold exposure (Moldy fun fact for this week. I’m pretty sure it’s toxic Nikki exposure though).

 

Devin 2.0 & Nick-Hoon:

Back in Searcy Lannister, Arkansas, Kevin (Devin’s father) asked Nick to come help him clean out his boat. As he watched Nick pull the leaves out of his driveway monument, Father Devin drilled him on his intentions with his daughter. He first brought up the fact that Nick refers to Devin as “Piggy”, trying to make him realize the negative connotation. Nick awkwardly laughed as he apologized, making Kenvin question if he was crazy or not. 

With only two weeks to go, Devin was feeling stressed about the wedding and what she was going to wear. She had ordered a traditional Korean Hanbok, but was disappointed when it arrived in gold, a color she claimed to hate (Well her mother said she hated hold…Devin has yet to speak in any coherent way). Feeling like they needed a backup plan, Devin’s mom schlepped her with her sister to a bridal shop to buy a backup dress. After trying on a dress or two, Devin had a middle-school level meltdown, where she cried and screamed at her mother in the fitting room. Mother Devin resolved to let her daughter’s dress fate happen, and promised to support her from the sidelines. (I would have told her she’s getting a new wedding dress, or she’s grounded!)

 

Clayton & Anali:

In an attempt to make Anal-Lee feel more at home, Clayton decided to take her to an alpaca farm (You know Peruvian girls love an alpaca!). They seemed to have a good time goofing around with the llamas and farm animals, even if Clayton was a little jealous that they were getting more physical attention from Anali than he had gotten since she’d arrived. 

They then found one of the only Indiana based Peruvian restaurants where they sat to discuss their new daily routine as a couple. Anali felt like Clayton was spending way too much time on the computer, and wondered if she could meet his friends so they could do more social activities. Unfortunately for her, Clayton’s friends live inside of the computer, since he’s a bit of a gamer nerd, and he’d never even met them in person himself.
Anali was starting to realize the degree of nerd that she was involved with, and was reconsidering everything. As a social person, she suggested they go and meet his friends before the wedding, so she could see how he would act in social situations. It’s too bad they can’t just double date with the guinea pigs…