Before the 90 Days; Season 6 Part 2 of the Tell All

This week’s Tell All wasted no time jumping right back into the Violet/Riley pregnancy scenario.  Shaun asked Violet point blank if she was really pregnant, which of course caused her to produce much anticipated tears. Though it was unclear what really happened, it seemed she had gotten rid of baby Kenny G. Jr., citing “poor health” and being “kind of old to get pregnant” as her main reasons. Everyone seemed to just accept her murky story for some odd reason, pretending to be empathetic, especially Riley’s friend Tiffani. Though the baby disappearing was not a surprise, it was truly shocking to hear that Violet was going to be coming to the U.S. on a tourist Visa and planned on visiting Riley since she’d “just be in the neighborhood”. The two made plans to get together and “hug things out”, which will undoubtedly result in a triplet pregnancy in the future. 
Back in the green room, Jasmine, of all people, asked Riley why he would possibly want to keep pursuing this toxic relationship. Riley admitted he wanted to give Violet the ring he had bought her, feeling like it would be a freeing experience (Clearly he’s a jewelry fan as noted by his oversized glass bead bracelets he was wearing which clashed with his washed-up dusty pink jacket. I’m sure the pearl ring is beautiful…). Hopefully he’ll find a nice war memorial in Pennsylvania to propose in front of.

Back on set, Crischon and Cleo were in the hot seat, shocking everyone that they were still an item. Apparently Cleo had come over on a tourist Visa to the U.S. to visit, even meeting all of the women in Croschon’s family (he was afraid the men in the family would have pelted her with Bud Light beer cans). Cleo claimed to have had a great time and gotten along with everyone well, serving her finest “fish”. Shaun then welcomed Cleo’s friend Jane of “The Second Worst Thanksgiving Dinner Ever” fame (Only slightly behind the infamous Family Chantel’s Thanksgiving) to ask if she had changed her opinion on Crischon. Jane was glad things seemed to be working out with C&C music factory, but she mentioned there had been another Crischon flirtation episode that gave her pause. Crischon once again felt the need to defend himself, as he sat slumped in his chair, explaining away the situation. Apparently a new “gal” had joined his little online message board he is part of called the “Steiners”, and was chit-chatting as friends do, no big dealio (Couldn’t you just imagine him using the word “Dealio”?!). Though Cleo seemed upset about what he considered to be “making pleasant online conversation with another person, whether they are a woman or not”, Crischon maintained that the messages were innocent, only feeling bad about the fact that Cleo had gotten upset. Everyone else on the stage was #TeamCleo, especially after Shaun played an extended video of him bombing out with the elusive “Thanksgiving Day Bar Girl Invitee”. Somehow, production managed to find the woman from the bar/Woman who endured Christon’s terrible pick-up game (Deborah), to get her take on things. Deborah of course felt like she was being hit on, despite the fact that Crischon had mentioned he had a girlfriend, and she agreed it was inappropriate. (I hope Deborah was compensated well for flying all the way in for a 5 minute segment).The only person who felt the situation was harmless was Tyray, who is basically a stranger at this point and was probably just jealous that they flew the bar girl in for the Tell All and not him. Statler felt Christian is a narcissist, which seemed to blindside the friendly chatterbox. He then turned to Cleo, via satellite, asking if she would marry him, in theory. He clarified that this was not a proposal (since he’d have to do that officially in person and after a lot of booze and chatting with whatever women were in the area at the time), but rather just asking for science. Cleo lit up, excited at the prospect, seemingly forgetting about the girl he had tried to pick up at the bar who was merely 6 seats to his left. The cast took a break, with Jasmine trying to have a heart to heart with Crischon, as she felt protective of Cleo for some odd reason. 

Back on set, they moved on to Sheila and David, who were happy to announce they had gone into a new business venture. They had opened a small retail location near Sheila’s home where she sells both coffee and chips, named “Sheila & David’s Sari Sari store” (You can’t just eat one. I’m not sure what coffee-chip breath would be like, but I’m thinking it’s not great. Packs of gum would be a great upsell). Sheila planned on being a shopkeep until she eventually moved to the US, though that was proving to be a much longer timeframe than she had initially anticipated. David had spoken with an immigration lawyer that let him know the fastest way to get Sheila’s donut back to his banana would be to apply for the K1-Visa (2 years) instead of the Spousal Visa, which could take 4 years. The two promised to try and do everything they could to keep their relationship strong as they waited. David even helped Sheila fix her family home (which by the looks of things, was only less death-trapish, but still a far cry from the dream house). 
Shaun brought up Aimee the translator, playing the episodes of the two chit-chatting away via sign language and making Sheila cry with jealousy. Sheila felt relieved to hear David confirm that he hadn’t kept in contact with Translator Aimee (Though probably on some levels felt she’d miss her sister wife… Just look at the mountain). They then watched a montage of David and Sheila discussing their intimacy, followed by a Q&A session from the cast. Mostly everyone wanted to know how to communicate inappropriate sexual acts in sign language, with Jasmine specifically asking how to say “Take off your hat, and you’ll get the B.J. for real”. Everyone seemed to be hopeful for David and Sheila, wishing them a speedy Visa process, as they moved on to Jazzy-J and GeeKnow.

Shaun replayed some of Jasmine’s craziest hits, starting with the prenush topic. Ultimately, Gino had agreed to ix-nay the prenup, which made the Panamaniac beam with pride. She felt that she didn’t want to end up homeless in the event of Gino’s untimely demise (of which she would be the prime suspect). Shaun then moved on to the topic of the couple’s sex life, bringing up Jasmine’s “Pupanana surgery”, which I had somehow managed to forget about over time. Apparently the surgery had gone so well, that the banana was having a hard time fitting in the pupanana, and she should have probably stuck with the donut. They also relived the whole GOLDEN experience, though Gino tried to play it off like he didn’t remember (Don’t touch any of his hats, at least until you use a blacklight). 

Next up were Amanda and Razvan, who managed to show up despite Razvan missing his striptease class. Amanda announced that the couple had broken up, as she sat smugly with her one wispy strand of hair clinging to the side of her annoying face. She admitted she was a bit of a turd while visiting Razvan, constantly snapping at him and acting like a bratty child. Amanda’s sister chimed in via satellite, questioning Razvan’s motives, but also outing Amanda for flirting with other men online. Amanda quietly warned her sister to “calm down”, but clearly judging by the amount of shimmery eye shadow she tends to wear, that was not a possibility. Sister Amanda told Shaun that Amanda had been sending “gifts” during other muscle-men’s live chats, much like she had done when she ment Razzledazzle. After squirming away from that topic, we got to watch Amnda be a jerk all over again, as Shaun replayed some of the couple’s biggest fights. Riley was defending Amanda, feeling like Razzamatazz was a “User Moohamit”, although all he got out of this deal was a “bloody sword” and a crappy heart pillow (Somebody distract Riley with some smooth jazz so he stops talking…)
Razvan announced he’d be coming to the US on a tourist Visa, and despite the break up, was hoping he and Amanda would be able to get together and fight, for old time’s sake. Amanda seemed disinterested, and made it clear she didn’t want him staying in her house (Though I’m sure he would have plenty of women here in the States willing to let him AirBNB any time).

Then it was finally time to pay attention to Tyray (the guy no one remembers, sitting on the screen on stage). As Shaun discussed his waste-of-a-season, he admitted to having ignored all of the blaring red flags in his one-sided online relationship with the mysterious Carmella. One of the 90 Day producers, Amelia, came on stage to discuss the moment she had discovered Tyray was being catfished. She had apparently gotten in touch with Christian, the man behind the Carmella profile, NOT CrisCHON (Though I’m sure he also would have loved to chat with Tyray for 4 years, since he’s so friendly). Shaun played the call between Christian/Carmella and Amelia, where he admitted he was using Tyray for money and had no remorse. Shaun then announced she had received Christia-mella’s new phone number, and decided to have Tyray call him in front of everyone to clear the air. Unfortunately they got his voicemail (It was a song, “Believe it or not, Christian isn’t at home, please leave a messaaaaage at the beep. I must be out, scamming Tyray for money, where could I be?? Believe it or not, I’m not hooome). 
The Tell All concluded with an applause from the very-important student audience (who were seen for a collective 2 minutes throughout the show and made zero contribution to the conversation). 

On a final note, Amanda let the producers know she was already seeing/torturing someone else, conveniently not mentioning her new found flame to Razvan (Best of luck to that guy, he’s going to need it). Riley’s endnote included wanting to see where things go with Violet, though his Magic 8 Ball says “Outlook not so good” (Although I’m sure there will be a lot of drama before Violet even makes it to the U.S., maybe including faking her own death and then showing up anyway, without any further explanation). David hugged everyone goodbye, hoping he and Sheila can get approved and start a family together sooner rather than later. Meisha looked forward to the next step in her absurd relationship with KneeCola, which I sincerely hope continues on the show (I don’t know why I find him entertaining). Statler said goodbye “Goodnight Moon”-style to the entire set, as she explained that she was unsure how the communication between her and Dempsey would improve. GeeKnow and Jasmine kissed on their way into the cab (and hopefully that was all they did in the cab…Do you know how hard it is to remove a GOLDEN scent from upholstery?!). This concludes season 6 of Before the 90 Days!! Until next time! (Which is always just one Sunday away). Make sure to check out tonight’s FB LIVE on my page, so we can go over the absurdity of this season! 9:30pm EST.