The Other Way; Season 6, Episode 8:

Danielle & Yohan:

Wait, Why?! At least we had a break for a minute…
Danelle, Yohan, and Danielle’s ridiculous hair were headed off to the fertility clinic to discuss their options. It looks like getting an egg donor would be the best bet for making baby Yo-Yell, but the couple will have to manifest $11,000 first. 

As they drove home, Danielle became nervous thinking that this ridiculous baby idea could actually be a reality. Before she came up with a game plan on how to hustle for $11k, she wanted to make sure the couple were on the same page. Danielle went down the list of all of the things she doesn’t like about The Family Yohan’s child rearing practices, and what she would want to do differently. Dan-yell feels it’s necessary not only to provide basic needs for their future bundle of joy, but also spirituality. I guess the only “ba-bas” her baby needs are her guru, Baba. Of course Yohan found her analysis of his family’s ways to be obnoxious, but I think he must be into that by now. 

Mary & Brandan:

We caught up this week with these two and it really took my breath away…
Well, maybe not mine…. Mary feigned an asthma attack at the mere thought of Brandan looking at other girls. The production medic brought her inhaler, while Brandan wondered how he was going to spend the rest of his life wearing horse blinders so his girlfriend could breathe. He felt hurt that Mary didn’t trust him, even though he had dedicated every waking moment to playing “The Truman Show” with her for the past two and a half years. He checked on Mary, who finally collected herself enough to head home.

The next morning, Mary felt badly about her panic attack and hoped she’d be able to change her hyperactive jealousy. She took Brandan for a walk down memory lane to tour her old high school, stopping under the big tree (where the kids all hang out and smoke….. Well, maybe not her friends since their names are “Tapioca” and “Cool Whip”), to chat about their trust issues. Brandan felt relieved to hear Mary apologize and say she would attempt to trust him (Or just hobble him and keep him hostage. Either way)

Shekinah & Sarper:

New to the party (and late to the season) was Shekinah, a 41 year old “vibe enhancer” (which means she brings pretty girls to hang out at clubs). She seems to excel in other enhancements as well, which is an extreme contrast from her upbringing. Shekinah grew up in the Amish community with her 5 sisters, and decided she wanted to churn more than just butter. She became a licensed aesthetician and started her own aesthetics business in L.A., hobnobbing with soooo maaach  rich and beautiful Darcey and Staceys.

Shekinah met up with a bunch of her fellow pillow-lipped friends to discuss the new love of her life. It seems that after a series of toxic relationships, she met the man of her dreams- Sarper, a 43 year old man from Istanbul with lots of abs and really manicured facial hair. The relationship is so perfect, that Shekinah is ready to give up her life in LA-LA land and move to Turkey. 
At her dinner soiree, Shekinah’s friend Dan sat down with her alone to talk (I’m assuming Dan is French by his accent and turtleneck, though he was not wearing a beret or holding a baguette, so I can not confirm). It seems the two have had an on/off relationship for 7 years, and Dan proposed that they should make it official. Shekinah pretty much friend-zoned the Frenchman in favor of Turkish tongue. (Ow You Say…. Denied?).
I certainly am looking forward to seeing these two human-Instagram filters together in person. They don’t look real…

Holly & Wayne the Drain:

So I think I saw this fairytale before…
The fair maiden of Botox with the flowing long hair ran barefoot away from the dashing plumber prince…
After hearing that Wayne-O Drain-O blew the bank on cryptocurrency, Holly felt betrayed. She ran, she ran do faaaaar awaaaaay, stopping her flight plan to talk to production. As she discussed the situation at hand, she notices Wayne’s car drive by, leaving her in the dust. This added yet another layer of frustration to the current problem, making Holly even more upset (Which ironically looks the same as when she’s happy, mad, angry, etc…)
It looked like Wayne soon had a change of heart, returning afterall to retrieve his staggering princess. Holly tried desperately to get Wayne to open up and let her in on his inner struggles, admitting that she might be able to help despite the fact that she’s not the brightest crayon in the box. Wayne felt frustrated that he wasn’t able to take care of Holly financially like some of the men in her past (but if he said that out loud, she’d probably accuse him of calling her a prostitute again and run away crying again, and here we go again).  I have no idea why I find them so amusing, but I definitely do.