Holly & Wayne The Drain:

Back in the fitting room….
Holly was still crying over Wayne commenting that she looked like a prostitute (It’s not like he said a STRUNG OUT prostitute or anything….which, he could have). He tried to explain that he wanted Holly to be safe and not give any ne’er do wells the wrong idea. The two hugged and made up, heading home to load shed. 

The next day, Holly was complaining about the lack of power as the two headed to a self defense class. Hollypunzel wore her ridiculously long hair in a braid to avoid any sparring partners stepping on it and getting an advantage. She seemed to enjoy throwing all the men in the studio to the ground, but Wayne was still concerned. He felt it best for Holly to stay “in the cage” for about a year until he felt comfortable for her to go out alone….ya know, for safety.

Later, when they were back at the scary house, Holly waltzed over to Wayne wearing her casual cocktail dress to discuss the possibility of moving to a safer area. She had booked a few appointments to look at new places, unbeknownst to Wayne, who was quite offended. He hesitantly told the cameras aside that his financial situation was not what it used to be, as the plumbing business had dried up a bit. He rudely made comments to Holly (who desperately needs some chapstick), not disclosing the truth about what he was able to afford. Ultimately, he agreed to take a look at a new place, perhaps a tower, where he would feel Hollypunzel would be safe and the only load shedding would be Holly’s yucky hair all over the place. 

Karmando:

This week the guys were headed to find out more information about having a baby via a surrogate. They sat down in what appeared to be a very sterile environment, to speak with the cofounder of the surrogacy agency to discuss the entire process. It looks like the price tag to make a baby Karmando was going to set the couple back $72,000, which of course made Kenny’s head spin (This may be the reason his hair looks so aerodynamic). 

After they collected their folder (they should give them at least a binder included in the $72,000), they went to a cafe (that’s a coffee shop, Kenny) to try and process the idea and expense of making the baby a reality. Kenny was skeptical, as the idea of having a child at 60 years old made him face the fact that he would probably not be around for a lot of the child’s milestones. He seemed afraid to start over with a baby, but was open to the idea of adopting an older child that the couple could raise together. Armando and his new found confidence tried to push Kenny into the baby-making process, asking Kenny to make a final decision that day. Kenny felt the new pushiness was a bit disrespectful, which sent Armando into a crying fit as he dramatically ran outside to cry.
Kendoll chased after him, offering a hug, as the two talked some more about his uncertainty and facing his own mortality. Armando busted out an ugly cry, creating 4 chins that were all mad at Kenny simultaneously. Will baby Karmando happen?
(Also, I’m pretty sure if they called Ximena from Colombia, she and her cartel could hook them up with a baby for way cheaper. That’s “mucho cheap-o”, Kenny… )

Jewel-Iyo & Kirsten:

It was time for Kirsten’s Long Island adventure to end, as the two headed off towards the airport. The mood was pretty sour, as Kirsten was now worried that Jewel-iyo was changing his tune about the move. Jewels also worried that Kirsten didn’t exactly fit in with his lifestyle, as she didn’t love the bagels, pizza, or backyard hangouts.

They finally reached JFK airport, feeling uncertain of what will happen next.  After promising to try and make the relationship work, they gave each other a lukewarm goodbye kiss and “see you later” sentiment as they parted.

Looks like next week Kirsten is back in the Neitherworld with her fellow blonde posse, telling wild tales about the faraway land of pizza and bagels. Kirsten should just do as they say in New York and “fugget aboutit”.

TJ & Kween Kimbally 2:

Kimbally and her soon-to-be brother-in-law, Yash, were still beefing about the house rules (Oops, can’t say “beefing” in India or a mob of angry rogue cows will appear). The two were both fighting for respect, both personally and culturally, as Yash questioned Kimbally’s intentions with his brother. The insults flew both ways, with Kimbally frantically yelling while still wearing her stupid thick headband for Yash to respect her personality and culture. Yash continued telling her she needs to change to be accepted, and that he doesn’t want her in his family. The fighting went on way too long (someone should have faked 6+ diarrheas to get out of it). Eventually Kimbally walked off, leaving Yash annoyed and flustered (I’d personally like to see how he’d feel about Jenny). 

Back at the house, TJ took his brother aside so they could both sit down with Kimbally and try to make peace. Over a cup of chai, TJ tried to get to the bottom of the “stupid” comment, but little did he know, things were about to get “much more stupider”. Brother Yash felt that Kimbally acts like the world revolves around her and had no concern for how her actions affect others. He went on to bash the bride-to-be, as she say quietly on standby, trying to keep calm for the sake of TJ, so as not to look like the crazy one. Kimbally explained that she was raised to be independent, free and happy, which Yash understood, citing that even ALIENS want to be happy (which though interesting, seemed irrelevant). He then pointed his anger towards his brother, blaming TJ for not briefing Kimablly on the rules of their culture and demanding that she get on board. 

Looks like things will be a bit awkward at the wedding… Just hoping she loses the headband. And attitude…