The Other Way; S4 Tell All pt 3

The beginning of Part THREE of the disastrous Tell All picked up with the confusing love story of Kris and Jeymi. Last week’s cliffhanger was Jeymi telling everyone she received naked pictures and videos of Kris from her ex-boyfriend, clearly showing Kris was cheating (though maybe he took the photos while she was in a narcoleptic state? Seems legit…).   Kris was still picking at her nails, sitting side saddle in her chair, as she claimed the photos were old and taken by her ex boyfriend 5 years ago (who …randomly decided to send them to his ex-girlfriend’s lesbian wife in Colombia? Seems legit, again). Once she found out he had sent the photos, Kris alleged that she went over to his house, kicked in the door (despite her neck injury) and smashed his  cell phone (He’s lucky she didn’t have her prison shiv collection on hand). After telling her elaborate tales, she returned to her regularly scheduled programing (i.e. Trying to convince everyone that she was the victim and Jeymi was using her for money). Mother Kris came onboard to try and corroborate her daughter’s story, claiming she personally sent money to Jeymi on Kris’s behalf since Kris didn’t have a Paypal account (She used to, but it was stolen by Somali pirates and she’s still going to court to get her password back). Jeymi disputed this by showing her paypal account summary with the payments received totaling $1740 instead of the $10,000 Kris claimed. Kris had no proof of the money she had sent, being that her “dog ate her bank account” (or something…. It’s always something). The excuse for this one was that she had sent money from a bank account that was frozen because someone stole her identity or something (Probably the pirates again…).
Shaun allowed the two current and/or ex wives to say parting words to the other, with Kris still trying to get Jeymi to concede that she’s a “User Moohamit”, and Jeymi saying she was concerned for Kris’s mental health (which was valid by the looks of her roots….)
Tim and Veronica were still eavesdropping, with Veronica coming away as #TeamJeymi  while Tim declared for #TeamToxic. Debbie, still working away with her pink feather fan, said she believed Kris (But I’m guessing she must have had one too many Texas Margaritas). Everyone else leaned more towards believing Jeymi’s version of the story, but no one was upset that “Kreymi” was over. Unfortunately, they didn’t bring up Kris’s neck issues, her love of the “farmacia”, the lack of Narcoleptic episodes, or her bandanas on her forearms. 

Moving right along…. The attention shifted to Nicole and SoooMaaaachMood, and their honeybunnie lovekins lovie mylove story. Brother Ahmed appeared via satellite next to Moodykins, jumping on his 5 minutes of fame. Shaun replayed the couples’ toxic fight at the pool place, as they looked on. Ahmed explained that it was just a simple misunderstanding, while Nicole tried to convince everyone that the couple is much more understanding of one another now. She felt Machmood was becoming a more lenient Fashion Policeman, being that she was able to wear her one-armed purple potato sack dress on tv. Danielle chimed in, feeling she could relate due to Yohan’s stubborn machismo, wondering how Nicole would deal with Machmood bossing her around in the States. Nicole felt ready to give it a go, as the segment moved on to discuss the elusive “Chinese television saleswoman” Machmood was chatting with. Both Machmood and Brother Ahmed laughed as Nicole talked about how upset she was to find her husband chatting privately with another woman (Especially since she knew Machmood was into electronics…. Since he married a robot). 
Each castmate took a turn expressing their dislike for Moody and the way he treated Nicole, especially when his creepy brother wasn’t around to wrangle him in. 

The attention then turned to Gabe, who was joined on set by his sister Monica (ya know….the one who didn’t show up to the wedding). Monica was upset that she and Gabe no longer speak regularly, though Gabe feels comfortable with their current level of correspondence (sending daily memes….which are most likely about MachMood). Monica said her reason for ditching the wedding was because Gabe blamed her for not being able to have a successful relationship in the past. He felt she was always “throwing shade”, making snide comments, and getting in the way. Though Monica said she had already suffered through a 2 hour hair appointment, she just couldn’t bear to attend a wedding where she was thought of this way. Gabe felt horrible watching his sister cry, scooting across the stage to sit next to her. It seemed that there was some sort of communication issue, as Gabe said he wanted Monica to come, Monica said she wanted to come, and Isabel said her mother made Monica a bridesmaid dress to wear, even though no one ever asked her to be a bridesmaid. Whatever happened, the segment ended on a happy note, with everyone hugging and making up.
And ya know who gave their opinions?? Tim and Veronica, who agreed with mostly everyone that you should show up to your sibling’s wedding despite any infighting. They then disappeared into the studio abyss from once they came….

Jen was up next, discussing her empathy towards her fellow castmates, becoming emotional about her own situation. Jen was fixated on Mother Rishi feeling she was too old and repeatedly revealing her age on set. She called Rishi on video chat backstage to yell about his mother, saying she was hurt, and threatening to never speak to him again. 
Back on stage, the Indian Jesus broke down in tears, dampening his velvet jacket that matched Kris’s, saying he’d be willing to go against his mother to be able to stay with Jen. He explained that his mother didn’t realize she was being mean about Jen’s age due to the fact that she’s a boring housewife with nothing else to talk about. (Good thing English isn’t her first language… I sure hope that cute translator girl doesn’t fill her in on that one)|Tim and Veronica realize that this relationship won’t work, wishing they’d stop wasting each other’s time. And me?? Well I say Rishi should have introduced them to JENNY first, so Jen would have seemed like a Spring chicken. 
Backstage, Jen and Gabe were chit chatting and Jen revealed she slipped her number to Debbie’s son Julian, since he seemed like an age-approprite Mama’s boy instead of the youngster she had been dealing with. 

Then there were Daniele and Yohan, each rating their relationship very low on a scale of 1-10 (Though clearly this is 90 Day, and you’re only supposed to use percentages, and mostly 55%).
Shaun discussed the couple’s trust issues, bringing out the leading experts on the subject matter; Tim and Veronica, of course! They related their own ex-relationship and how they deal with current partners having a difficult time with their friendship (though I’m sure anyone dating Veronica feels comfortable that Tim’s not a threat with his “Spice Girls” wardrobe. 

It seemed that the cast unanimously took Yohan’s side, feeling that Daniele was wrong for meeting up with her ex, Taylen, and announcing the meeting on the big guy’s birthday. They continued giving Daniele examples of her controlling and inconsiderate behavior, but it seemed to fall flat. Daniele informed the entire set that she’s “out in the world” and allowed to have friends, whether she slept with them or not, which forced Yohan to whip out the ole’ measuring tape. The discussion of these two went on for way too long, with Taylen appearing on stage to basically say he no longer has feelings for Daniele, and then leave.  Yohan announced that he planned to leave Daniele once their lease (which he says he pays half on) is up. Danielle cried off her face-spackle, and hopefully had Baba on standby.

In the end, nothing new was revealed. Nicole left and went back to her charging station. Maaaaachmood probably kicked things and screamed obscenities before laughing inappropriately with his brother. Jen cried and possibly revenge-dated Julian before sending Rishi a slew of drunk messages. Oussama wasn’t sure which camera to look at for his final statement, so each eye picked it’s favorite. He wanted to say goodbye nicely to Miss Debbie for being so nice to him and probably buying him new Crayola markers. Danielle is going to have to manifest a new life plan, while Yohan is probably already out showing his $5 footlong to some unsuspecting women on the internet. Miss Debbie continued to speak in third person as she is once again on the market with her horrible judgment. Gabe may quit the padded panty business to become an interventionist, and Rishi?? Well…. How’s You??

And Me? I’m Mother Debbie Done with this season!