Kimbally & International Supastar Sojaboy (ISS): It was the morning after the seduction-gone-wrong incident in the notorious pink nighty, and Kimbally and Usman were trying to decide how to navigate the awkwardness. They decided to take a walk along the murky shoreline of Tanzania, hand in hand, so they could talk things out. Kimbally explained […]
Monthly Archives: February 2022
Though there was no new episode on this week, I decided to take matters into my own hands and write one. Here’s what might have happened.. Gino & Jasmine: Gino sat on the bed in the bungalow trying to process, very slowly, what just hit him (and very glad he got a wholesale deal on […]
Gino & Jasmine: Back in Panama, we rejoined Jasno amidst their tense conversation in their tropical wasteland.Jasmine’s temperature was about to reach the boiling point, as she just discovered that Gino had sent topless photos of her to his ex-girlfriend, for some bizarre reason. Though you may be asking yourself “Why would anyone do that?!” […]
Kimballllly & ISS (International Supastar Sojaboy):Meanwhile, back in the honeymoon suite…Usman decided to make Kimbally’s wildest dreams come true by spending the night in her room. It appears that the pillow barricade didn’t last the whole night (Hamza-style), as Kimbally awoke face to face with her Superstar. Though the yammy-yam did not make a guest […]