Darcey & Stacey; S2 EP 4

Stacey and Florian were in their hotel room discussing the dinner with Georgi and his friends.Though they hadn’t learned many new things about Georgi like they had hoped, they both agree that Darcey will need to do some more digging if she wants to move forward with the wedding. Since intel into Georgi’s past has been hard to find, Darcey (at the encouragement of Stacey) decided to contact his ex wife to see if she could meet up for some girl talk. 

Before the big meeting, Darcey was in her hotel suite sitting on the edge of the bed spilling out of a corset top sized for a Barbie doll. The mood turned tense as Georgi entered the room, and it seemed as though a signature crying face was on the horizon. She claimed to be too drained from the disturbing dinner to discuss things with her fiance, but made sure to muster the energy to check her DMs to make sure the meet was still on with his ex wife. 

The next morning the twins and their imported boy toys all got together for some room service breakfast, with of course the previous evening’s escapades being the topic of conversation. Stacey tried to reprimand Georgi for even suggesting that Flo-money could be using HER as a sugar mama, simply because she pays for everything and takes care of him. Florian contributed to the conversation by stuffing a croissant into his always confused face. Man do I love Florian…

Although Georgi was feeling a bit attacked during breakfast, he did want to smooth things over with his future zombie-in-law, Florian. They decided to hit up the gym together, making sure to  work on their physiques so they can eventually be in “European Male” catalogue. Florian opened the conversation by explaining that his situation with Stacey is nothing like that of the one with Georgi and Darcey due to the convenient terms of the K1-Visa (making sure to use his “do you understand” catch phrase after each sentence). He questioned how Georgi wasn’t able to contribute or support Darcey after being in the US for 10 years, and probably having the opportunity to massage many people, do you understand? Georgi didn’t offer much of an explanation, only that he quit his job at Massage Envy to move to Connecticut, leaving him unemployed (guess he didn’t realize it was a chain…). 

Meanwhile, while the twins were away with their foreign boyfriends at sleep away camp, grandpa took Darcey’s daughter Anniko car shopping for her 16th birthday. After getting her all hyped up about the idea of being portable, he dropped the bomb that if she wanted a car, she would first need to get a job. (Perhaps she should start “House of Twelve”??) Not even sure why they threw this in…. If anything I need just outtakes of Florian driving or eating pastries. 

It was finally the day that D&S would attend the secret meeting with Georgi’s ex, Octavia. The ladies all sat down civilly, with Darcey opening the conversation by bringing up Georgi’s evasive tendencies. Octavia, who was super pretty and very put together, gave the twins a lot of insight, especially when it came to Georgi’s typical “type”, which didn’t exactly fit Darcey’s description. It seemed the only time he had ever dated a woman like Darcey was when he was Georgi Bigelow; Male Gigolo.. She also concluded that Georgi was a man who liked to be the princess, and had to get his way. Darcey and Stacey felt validated in all of their questions about Georgi’s character, and were ready to confront him in person. 

They entered the restaurant where Georgi sat looking like Jon Snow in his fluffy fur coat next to Florian (kind of impossible to deny he was a princess when he was so fluffy). Darcey allowed Georgi to feed her an oyster before digging into the main course; His motives (I couldn’t have resisted saying “You know nothing, Jon Snow”, and he would have stared blankly, but that’s just me…). She asked him a series of ambiguous questions like “Do you love me?” “Are you divorced?” before finally confessing that she met up with Octavia, who let her know about the Sugar Mama website she found him looking at, as well as the fact that their divorce wasn’t finalized. Georgi quietly denied the allegations that he was a user-Moohamit while Darcey expressed her unhappiness with his level of love and devotion. She ultimately took off her engagement ring, laying it on the table (which, close up, looked like it was tarnished and fake) and said she was not ready to marry someone who didn’t truly love her. Stacey proudly escorted her and her oyster breath out of the restaurant for what I’m only guessing was a “be strong, bitch” pep talk. Kinda wished she would have said “You never loved me, you liar! Get out of my liiiiiife”, but then she would’ve needed the white coat, and Georgi should have been orange.