Every week there seems to be a running theme between multiple storylines. This week’s theme was “Surprise surgeries” Tiffany & Ronald Ma’Boy:The South Africa trip/ making of a Lifetime movie has just begun, and already Tiffany is unhappy. It seems as though Ronald had spent all of his allowance on the blue bunker, instead of […]
Monthly Archives: June 2021
Daonte & Nicolle:Daonte is pumped and ready for the release of Big Nicolle (not to be confused with Little Nicolle, who is going to need a few extra Cascade Pods to remove tough grease and caked on substances from all of her releases……. Ok now I’m grossing myself out). He headed out towards the prison, […]
Courtney & Josh:Courtney is a 30 year old boingy redhead who, like many people, met her Prince Charming while at work. She used to be a correctional officer, and met Josh, the inmate of her dreams, while rifling through some of his poetry in his cell. Courtney would wear disguises to visit Josh, since the […]
Big Mike & Nataloonie toon:Meanwhile back in Squim…..The scene opens with Mike and Natalie sitting at the kitchen table with a rat crawling around eating some kind of smushed up granola bar, set to the tune of some sappy music. I have no idea how we segued from last week’s dramatic airport scene to this […]
Kalani & Asuelu:It was finally Kalani and Asuelu’s turn to go to a sex store (because one couple on each season has to go to a sex shop. It’s 90 Day protocol). They were looking to gather a few things in preparation for their romantic weekend getaway……. with Kalani’s mom and the kids. The sex […]
Big Mike, Nataloonie-toon, Trish and her bangs:The big happy family opened this week, playing in their wood pile. Mike explained the intricacies of “wood stacking” (which he claims is not “rocket scientist”), as they helped Trish unload her trailer and stack zee vood. Trish had to get in a few little jabs to Natalie, who […]
The Snowdens; Dimitri, Ashley, & Possibly Christeline:Ashley was wearing some Elton John-esque sunglasses while she helped Dimitri pick out the right outfit to wear for his big date with their prospective wife, Christeline. After much deliberation, they decided on a pastel tie-dyed look for the big proposal outfit. Dimitri met up with Christeline in the […]
This recap is dedicated to Trish’s sun bonnet, which is breathing life into this otherwise slow- going season thus far. Angela & Michael (well, sometimes):Ang is still recovering from her surgery in her L.A. hotel room wearing adorable “best friends” matching shirts with Sissy JoJo, the best friend and nurse a gal could ask for. […]