Keep Your Seat Belts Fastened

John Hedge…. well, he’s different. He is somewhere between a sexy version of Jesus meets the Unibomber, dipped in plastic. He got the sunburn on his forehead from an exotic trip to Dubai (jk, he went to Ft Lauderdale but told everyone he was in Dubai). He posted a million pictures to his Instagram from his trip with the hashtags #lovinglife #yolo #livetoexplore. Now he’s boarding a Delta flight back home to his mom’s basement in New Jersey and is currently being kicked in the back by a toddler, flying coach.

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