Before the 90 Days of Our Lives; Episode 9

Rebecca & Zied:
Zied whisked Rebecca away to a romantic tent in the dessert, which luckily had air conditioning, which Zied thought was “so much beautiful”.
He got so much jealous when seeing a picture of Rebecca’s last Moroccan man-child, and acted so much scary. Nothing else happened at all, but in the previews for next week he rides off on a quad through the Sahara. So much impatient for that beautiful episode.

Avery & Omar:
Avery had a glimmer of what Oprah would call an “ah-ha” moment; Maybe Omar is using her for a green card. But alas, shes still committed to becoming an opposite-day Syrian refugee with her Habi-bae.

Ben & Quinoa:
Ben just found out that after the next visit with the elders (which does NOT include Angela and DO NOT call her an elder under any circumstance!), he will actually be married in Kenya.
On the bright side, Ben will be saving a ton of money since having an open bar wedding is now off the table. He did however spend $80 on flour, paper towels, and cooking oil for “the elders “, who have way too many rules and need too many presents.
Ben, just call up that guy with the bicycle, hitch a ride in the middle of the night to the airport, and go home and pretend it was all a super weird dream.

Jiminey Cricket & Pao #2:
After a heart to heart chat, Pao 2 and Teem decided to bury the hatchet by buying affection (since clearly physical affection is not gonna happen)-apology shopping spree ensued. After that, they had an exceptionally awkward Skype session with his ex, Veronica and inappropriately enough, her Daughter Cloe. Because all children should be involved in their mom’s ex gay fiance’s new relationships…

Darcy & Tom:
Opening scene from the Parent Trap: the twins are plotting a scheme to win back Tom! The only time twins should dress in matching outfits is when they’re going to JC Pennys, in 1984, to have family pictures taken with laser beams behind their heads. Otherwise, let’s mix and match, ladies.
On the other hand, Tom wearing that magenta shirt to match the 10 lbs of blush his sister was wearing was so thoughtful. The minute I saw Darcy drinking something out of what looked to be a potted plant, I was nervous she was just going to embarrass herself again. Seemingly the meeting with Tom’s sister didnt go too badly. Boyce, Tom’s English bulldog was so much adorable, especially when he dragged Darcy down the street in Nottingham.

Angela & Michael:
After receiving the devastating news last week that her last egg was probably rotten, Angela had to move to plan B. She and Michael tried to guilt her more normal daughter into donating her eggs to their cause. I’m thinking Angela may resort to asking her incarcerated daughter to smuggle out eggs at some point.
The meeting with Michael’s friends went about as well as expected.
Michael is going to end up on “Snapped”.

Caesar:
Is working my last nerve. Stop taking away screen time from Angela.